iss month ka competition b bohat he shandaar raha
jesay k iss bar 10 members nay participate kiya
ab baari aati hai polling ki
toh plz iss naik kaam mein b barrh charrh kar hissa lein
1...sirf Aik he Joke ko vote diya jasakta hai.
2...Members apni shre ki hui jokes ko vote nahi de sakte...jis ne diya wo vote cancel kardiya jaye ga.
3...Polling ki last date 28th May Hai.
yeh hein participants:
Ak Khatoon Kay 9 Sala betay ko Baray Ho kar Texi Driver bannay ka bohat shouq tha. Lakin us ke Maa nay us ko kese BARAY KHOWAB ke himmat Bandhaii.
" Tum Sadar " Kam Yaang Saam" Ke kahani jantay ho, Maa nay Betay ko Lacture dia. Jab wo Chotta tha tu us nay apnay ghar ke Dewar per " Mustaqbil Ka Sadar" Ka Poster laga diya tha. Tum bhi ak baray Aadmi ban saktay ho, Ager tumhara koee bara Khowab hai tu us ko hasil karnay kay liye Sakhat Mehnat karo.
" Us Khatoon nay " Baray Khowab" kay baray main samjhanay kay dosray din Maa nay dekha Betay nay Apni Almari main likh rakha tha . " Mustaqbil Ka Bas Driver."
Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!
garmi kio chution k baad jab tillo wapis school giya tu 2 din baad uskey teacher nay fone ker kaha "tillo buhat shararti ho giya hai"
tillo ki ammi ko gussa aya aur boli "3 saal say jab woh mujhey tang kerta tha tu mainey khabi complain ki thi kia"
A student called up his Mom one evening from his college and asked her for some money, because he was broke.
His Mother said, "Sure, sweetie. I will send you some money. You also left your economics book here when you visited two weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?"
"Uhh, oh yeah, O.K." responded the kid.
So his Mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package, kissed Dad goodbye, and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she gets back, Dad asked, "Well how much did you give the boy this time?"
"Oh, I wrote two checks, one for $20, and the other for $1,000."
"That's $1020!!!" yelled Dad, "Are you going crazy???"
"Don't worry hon," Mom said, kissed Dad on the on top of his bald head, "I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1,000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 15!"
Kid : Kanwal aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini dete hoye, "Acha aur kiya kaha mummy ne?"
Kid : Agar woh Kamini na de, tu Sharma aunty se Le ana.
Bacha to mom :Mummy Ise Baar hum diwaly kay pataakhay ise dukaan say
leingay....Mom:Leiken Beta Yeh Too Girls Hostel Hai....Bacha : mummy Papa
Too Kehtay Hain Kay Yahan Patakahy aur phooljariyan..milti hai!
Little five year old Johnny was in the bath tub, and his mom was washing his hair. She said to him, "Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again."
Little Johnny replied, "Maybe you should stop watering it so much."
4 Aur 5 Saal K Do Bacho Ki Bewa Maan Aik Admi Se 4th Shadi Kar Rahi Thi Aain Nikkah K Waqat Bachay Zor Zor Se Ronay Lagtay Hain
Maan Kahti Hain Chup Ho Jao Werna aainda Tum Dono Ko Saath Nahi Laon Gi