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    Default jokes

    1=Quaid-e-Azam nay Farmaya hai kay Waqat ki pabandi karo
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    par unho nay ya nahi bataya !
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    kay NAYE waqat ki ya Purany kay
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    2=teacher: Tum bary ho kr kya kro gy? Student: Shadi..... Teacher: Nhi , mera matlab hai kya banoge??? Student: Dulha,,.. Teacher: Ohh i mean bare ho kr kya hasil kro gy??? Student: Dulhan... Teacher: Ufffff!!!!! Matlab aisa kya kro gy? Jo tum ne pehly kbi nhi kia?? Student: Nikah

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    3=Ek Pathan nay Molvi say kuch pocha to Molvi nay us k do thappar laga diye.

    Admi nay pathan say pocha aisa kia kaha tha tum nay jo unhonay thappar maray??

    Pathan : mainay to bus itna pocha tha k Valentine Day ki namaz kab ho

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    4=Aik Toata(Parrot) aur iska Malik jahaz main safar karrahe the.

    Airhostess guzri to Toatey ne bajai.

    wo peche mur ke muskuraye.

    Malik ne yeh dekha tu usney bhi bajai.

    Airhostess complaind.

    elan hua dono ko jahaz se phenk do.


    Darwazey pe Toata Malik se bola Urna Anda Ay ?

    Malik : Nahi


    Toata : Tey Fir putthi harqat ku kiti c.
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    5=Aik Husband & wife mein larai hui

    Husband ghar se chala gaya

    Husband raat ko phone pay,"Khaanay mai kya hai?"

    Wife:Zeher
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    Husband:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana
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    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Zabardast
    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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