View Poll Results: Polling 4 Jokes Competition Oct 2009

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  • Arslan

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  • Paras

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  • naz

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  • baby_princess33

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  • shaan

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  • ~*Rano*~

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  • Ali jee

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  • ~Loving Irfan~

    3 27.27%
  • DaNgErOuS tEaRs

    4 36.36%
  • R. M. Dixit

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    Default Polling 4 Jokes Competition Oct 2009



    To doston ab waqt agaya hai Polling ka

    to apne pasand k joke ko vote cast karein

    Rules:
    1: Eik member eik hi vote cast kr skta hai
    2: Apni share kiye joke ko vote cast nahi kr skte
    3: Polling ki last date 28 Oct hai

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    Arslan

    ek moti aurat ne chor pakra or us k uper beth gayi..


    NOKAR SE:- Ja police ko bula...

    NOKAR:- Mri chapal kho gayi hai..

    Chor chilaya.:- bhai meri pehn lay per jaldi ja....

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    Paras

    Ek aadmi nashe ki haalat mein ek Bhes( Buffalo) se takra gaya. Aur bola ” Deviji galti ho gayi maaf karna “
    Is par ek sadak chalte aadmi ne kha , ” abe yeh to Bhes hai “
    Tab Shrabi ne kha, ” Accha aage dhyan rakhunga “
    Thodi dur chalkar sharabi ek moti aurat se takra gaya aur bola,” Log na jane kyu inhe sadko par khula chor dete hai

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    naz

    eik dafa aik moti aurat ki aik patli aurat se takar hoti hai to moti aurat patli aurat se kehti hai "I AM SORRY!" aage se patli aurat kehti hai "PARAN HAT DHAI MAN KI BORI"

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    baby_princess33

    Ik aurat bohat moti hoti hai. Wo aik din station jaati hai aur weight machine per charhti hai.

    Machine main paise daalti hai to machine main se aik cheekh ki awaz aati hai aur us ke paise bahir aa jate hai.
    Machine main se awaz aati hai" Khotte de puttro, ik ik kar ke charho"

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    shaan

    Shaadi me ek kala dubla patla admi, ek moti aurat ke paas aabaihta.
    Moti aurat angrayi lene lagi, to kala admi bola:

    'Behenji kahin mujhe nigal mat lena'

    Moti aurat boli: ' Fikar mat kariye, mere mazhab me kaley kawwe haraam hein'
    2112kjd - Polling 4 Jokes Competition Oct 2009

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    ~*Rano*~

    1 Bohat Moti Aurat Cycle Pe Sawar Thi or Ye Gana Ga Rahi Thi K
    "Dekha Ha Pehli bar Sajan Ki Ankhon Main Pyar"

    Raste Mai 1 Bacha school se a raha ta , us ne daika to Bohat Zor zor Se Hansnay laga.

    Aurat ne gussay se pocha : abay q hans raha hay.

    Bacha : " Daika hay pehli bar , cycle pe Hathi sawar " .



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    Ali jee

    Ak Mote Urat so Rahi hote hi
    us ka husband Raat Gaye let ghar me ghosta hi tu us ko kuch nazar Nahi Ayta
    ku key lod shding ki light gaye hote hi
    wo subfa samjh kar andhery me mote bewe par Bheth jata hi
    jase he mote Urat Saan Leta hi tu us ka peet nichey jata hi
    us ka shoor zoo sey bharbarata hey
    Ak sall ki fome writny thi Aye tu 2 din me he Bheth gaya



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    ~Loving Irfan~

    Bus mai kaafi bheer thi, Ek moti aurat kay agay khara larka gusse se bola:
    Madam, aap mujhe baar baar dhakkay kyun de rahi ho?"

    "Dhakke kaun de raha hai? main to saans le rahi hun," Moti aurat boli.

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    DaNgErOuS tEaRs

    Eik Moti Aurat k pass jadoo ka aaina tha us ne aaine se pucha

    yeh bata is dunia main sb se ziada haseen kon hai

    aaine ne jawab diya

    tum agay se hatho gi to main dusron ko dekh sakun ga na




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    R. M. Dixit

    MOTI AURAT Ek baar ek Moti aurat apne 7 childeren le ker mushkil se Bus main ghus gai. sare childeren alag alag seats per baith gaye aur jor jor se bolne lage. Ek patli se Aurat Bus main baithi the use Gussa aagaya boli, E Moti Dhang se Sambhaal apni rezgaari ko. Moti ko gussa agaya boli E Patli jyada germi aayee hai kya, mere Bachhon ko Rezgari kaise bolti hai, teri to....! Moti phir boli lagta tera currency Note abhi tek toota ( currency Note ke coins ) nahin dikhta hai.
    2112kjd - Polling 4 Jokes Competition Oct 2009

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition Oct 2009

    Hi dangereous tears, please let me know how and where should i click to poll my vote. R. M. Dixit

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition Oct 2009

    dixit app vote de chuke ho
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    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition Oct 2009

    voted..

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition Oct 2009

    voted

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    voted

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition Oct 2009

    voted

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    voted
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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition Oct 2009

    voted

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