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    Default Jokes Competition NOV 2009



    Is month kay jokes competition k sath main phir hazir hun


    Is month aap sab ne Irfan per yanee "Bewaqof" par jokes share karne hain


    Topic par share kye gaye jokes hi competition main shamil kye jaeinge



    Rules:


    1-Ek member ek hi joke share kar sakta hai

    2-Edit ki huwi post accept nahi ki jaye gi

    3-Jokes share karne ki last date 21 Nov 09 hai






    Aap sab kay jokes ka intezar rahega
    2112kjd - Jokes Competition NOV 2009

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition NOV 2009

    ye kb hwa

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition NOV 2009

    me araam se karon ga

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition NOV 2009

    Ek bewaquf bus mein jaa raha hota hai aur neechey waaley hissey mein batha hua tha.
    Upar sey awaaz aai, "Shamshaad!" bewquf ney apna sar bahir nikaala to upar sey ek chamaat para.
    Phir thori deir baad ek aur dafa kissi ney kaha, "Shamshad!" Phir bewaquf ney apna sar bahir nikala aur chamaata parra.
    Baraabar key aadmi ney poocha, kiya tumhaara naam Shamshad hai?

    bewaquf bola, nahin mein ussey bewaqoof bana raha thaa.

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    Aik baar aik bewqoof bazaar gaya.wahan us ne aik dukaan par tarbooz daikhe to wo samjha k ye haathi k anday hain ,us ne aik tarbooz khareed liya,aur ghar ki rah li,raste main aik jagah jhariyan thin , bewaqoofk haath se tarbooz gira aur jhariyon main chala gaya,un jhariyon main aik khargoosh chupa baitha tha ,tarbooz girne se wo bhag gaya,bewaqoof samjha k ye khargoosh tarbooz main se nikla hai , to ghusse se bola
    main abhi us dukaan daar ko theek karta hoon,us ne mere saath dhoka kiya hai haathi k ande ki jagah khargoosh ka anda de diya
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    Jokes Competition Nov. 09.

    JOKE ON BEWKOOF..

    Ek Janaab shaam ko defter se
    Gher aaye to dekha Nauker zor zor
    se Ro raha tha. Wo bole, abe Ullu
    Kyon ro raha hai.
    Nauker bola, Malik, Malkin ne aaj
    phir peeta.
    Malik bole, Abe Bewkoof, ye to
    roz mara ka kaam hai. Rone ki kya
    jarurat hai. Himmat rakh.
    Tune Kabhi Mujhe Rote Dekha hai?

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition NOV 2009



    Aik Bewaqof Khat likh raha tha

    kisi Admi ne pocha kis ko likh rahe ho ?

    Bewaqof : khud ko

    Admi : kiya likha hia ?


    Bewaqof : mujhe kiya pata , abhi mujhe mila thori hia.


    /hah2



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    Default Re: Jokes Competition NOV 2009

    Ek Bewaqoof SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,

    Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.


    Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?


    Bewaqoof: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai "Try Again."

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    eagle yeh bewaqof tha ya Pathan
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Teacher:
    Is Doar Main Sab Se Bara Bewakuf Insan Kon Hota Hai?

    Student:
    Wakeel


    Teacher:
    Wo Kese ?

    Student:
    kyun kay Itni Garmi Main Wo Hi Coat Pehanta Hai..

    8bffd51cd2705b99335ce635a13dbb09 zps81c9bfed - Jokes Competition NOV 2009

    ..!!


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