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    Default Shikaar

    Joke:-1
    Wife: Why are you waiting here?
    Husband: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hoon mere darling!
    donhunt - Shikaar
    Wife: Toh jao naa khade kyu ho!
    Husband: Kaise jaau.. Bahar kutta jo khada hai!


    Joke:-2
    Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!
    quarreling - Shikaar
    Wife: Woh kya?
    Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!


    Joke:-3
    Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.
    Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.
    postoffice - Shikaar
    Husband: Kya karun, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha


    Joke:-4
    Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.
    Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.
    inispector - Shikaar
    Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.

    Joke:-5
    Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.
    telephone - Shikaar
    Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

    Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge.

    Joke:-6
    One: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya?
    Two: Yaar maine ink lagayi hai.
    bluetooth - Shikaar
    One: Woh kyun.?
    Two: Kyun ke aaj kal bluetooth ka zamana hai yaar

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    2m4ccw6 - Shikaar

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    Default Re: Shikaar

    Zabardast Yaar

    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    Default Re: Shikaar

    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    2r2lpc4 - Shikaar

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    Default Re: Shikaar

    bohat aala....

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    Default Re: Shikaar

    GOOD yar

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    Default Re: Shikaar

    lolzzzzzzzzzz











    8bffd51cd2705b99335ce635a13dbb09 zps81c9bfed - Shikaar

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