Results 1 to 6 of 6

Thread: Bridge or Wemens

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    ♥ ♥ ChaAnd K paAr♥ ♥
    Posts
    41,780
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1314 Thread(s)
    Thanked
    2
    Rep Power
    21474887

    Default Bridge or Wemens

    A man was riding his Harley beside a Sydney beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice, The Lord said :




    'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'



    The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to New Zealand so I can ride over anytime I want..'



    The Lord said; 'Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking, the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'


    The biker thought hard about it for a long time. Finally, he said,



    'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy'.


    The Lord replied;




    'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

    *~*~*~*ღ*~*~*~**~*~*~*ღ*~*~*~*

    2m4ccw6 - Bridge or Wemens

    *~*~*~*ღ*~*~*~**~*~*~*ღ*~*~*~*

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Hijr
    Posts
    152,763
    Mentioned
    104 Post(s)
    Tagged
    8577 Thread(s)
    Thanked
    80
    Rep Power
    21474998

    Default Re: Bridge or Wemens

    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Location
    Mad World
    Posts
    8,161
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    71 Thread(s)
    Thanked
    0
    Rep Power
    21474853

    Default



    Last edited by DaNgErOuS tEaRs; 17-11-2009 at 05:47 PM.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Location
    ~Near to Heart~
    Age
    28
    Posts
    78,521
    Mentioned
    3 Post(s)
    Tagged
    2881 Thread(s)
    Thanked
    0
    Rep Power
    21474924

    Default Re: Bridge or Wemens

    itna bara joke
    2112kjd - Bridge or Wemens

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    ♥ ♥ ChaAnd K paAr♥ ♥
    Posts
    41,780
    Mentioned
    1 Post(s)
    Tagged
    1314 Thread(s)
    Thanked
    2
    Rep Power
    21474887

    Default Re: Bridge or Wemens

    /hah2

    samjh aagya hai??

    *~*~*~*ღ*~*~*~**~*~*~*ღ*~*~*~*

    2m4ccw6 - Bridge or Wemens

    *~*~*~*ღ*~*~*~**~*~*~*ღ*~*~*~*

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Karachi, Pakistan, Pakistan
    Posts
    125,914
    Mentioned
    836 Post(s)
    Tagged
    9270 Thread(s)
    Thanked
    1180
    Rep Power
    21474971

    Default Re: Bridge or Wemens

    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •