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    Default Jokes Competition DEC 2009



    Is month kay jokes competition k sath main phir hazir hun


    Is month aap sab ne "EXAMS" par jokes share karne hain


    Topic par share kye gaye jokes hi competition main shamil kye jaeinge



    Rules:


    1-Ek member ek hi joke share kar sakta hai

    2-Edit ki huwi post accept nahi ki jaye gi

    3-Jokes share karne ki last date 21 DEC 09 hai






    Aap sab kay jokes ka intezar rahega
    Last edited by EaGlE; 26-11-2009 at 09:35 PM.

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition DEC 2009

    walaikumsalam

    here iz 4m ma side

    Father to son:
    If u dont pass ur exams this time,
    Dnt call me DAD.
    .
    After some days……
    Father:
    How is ur result?
    Son:
    Sorry Bashir sab…

    *~*~*~*ღ*~*~*~**~*~*~*ღ*~*~*~*

    2m4ccw6 - Jokes Competition DEC 2009

    *~*~*~*ღ*~*~*~**~*~*~*ღ*~*~*~*

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    Father: How were the exam questions ?
    Son: Easy.
    Father: Then why look so unhappy ?
    Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, but the answers did !

    2dnmmf - Jokes Competition DEC 2009

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition DEC 2009

    ایک لڑکا امتحان میں فیل ہونے کے بعد گھر آیا اور اپنے ابو سے پُوچھنے لگا ۔ ۔ ۔
    ابو جب آپ امتحان میں فیل ہوئے تھے تو دادا جان نے آپ سے کیا سلوک کیا تھا؟
    ابو ۔ ۔ ۔ بیٹا انہوں نے میری پٹائی کی تھی۔
    بیٹا ۔ ۔ ۔ جب دادا جان فیل ہوئے تو ان کے والد نے کیا کِیا؟
    ابو ۔ ۔ ۔ انہوں نے اُنکی ٹانگیں توڑ ڈالیں تھیں۔
    اس پر بیٹے نے بڑی معصومیت سے جواب دِیا ۔ ۔ ۔ ابو اگر آپ میر ے ساتھ تعاون کریں تو ہم اس خاندانی غنڈہ گردی کو ختم کرسکتے ہیں۔

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition DEC 2009

    Yahoooo

    Exam ke sari tayari ho gai



    Pen
    Marker
    Scale
    Roll num slip
    Sub tayar hai



    ab bas














    Pharna baki hai....!

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition DEC 2009

    Father to son: Saath walon ki larki ko dekh,
    wo exam may first ayee hai !! . . . . . . .
    Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha,
    tabhi to supply aii hai
    Last edited by Rose; 06-12-2009 at 06:18 PM.
    bx7np - Jokes Competition DEC 2009

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition DEC 2009



    Sardar:
    Oye putter tere exam dey result da ki hoya?

    Son:
    papa is class wich ek saal aur lagega,

    Sardar:
    koi baat nahi putter, 2 saal lage ya 3,
    Fail mat hona all the best





    8bffd51cd2705b99335ce635a13dbb09 zps81c9bfed - Jokes Competition DEC 2009

    ..!!


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    Default Re: Jokes Competition DEC 2009

    aik Student Exam hall main betha Copy per apnay hath ka panja bana raha tha

    duty per mojood teacher ne kaha: paper main to hand diagram nahi hai

    Student: actually main....paper bananay walay per















    laanay bhej raha hoon
    whksxc - Jokes Competition DEC 2009

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    Re: Jokes Competition DEC 2009


    Sardar and Practical Exam

    In bio practical:
    Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
    Sardar: I don't know.
    Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?
    Sardar: See my legs & tell my name


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    Default Re: Jokes Competition DEC 2009

    A boy Failled in exam
    He said to his teacher
    I shall ask u a questionif u donnot answer it u will have to give me a Grade
    Q:What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal and neither logical nor legal?
    Teacher could not answer and he gave the student a Grade.
    Later boy old the answer
    U r 63 years old and ur wife is 20 that is legal but not logical
    ur wife has a 25 years old boyfriend that is logical but not legal
    and u gave a Grade to her lover which is neither logical nor legal.

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