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    wink Joke Of The Day 7 Dec

    betay ki english buhut kamzor thi or ussey english na bolne ki wajah se kafi mushkilaat ka saamna tha...or english k sir ne baap se iss baat ki shikayat b ki thi...toh baap ne pakka faisla kia k woh apne baitay ko english sikha k rahay ga...iss k liye baap ne socha k ab woh jo b sentence urdu main bolay ga usse uss ki translation woh english main batayay ga...
    toh jab pehle din baap bathroom se nikla toh baitay ne kaha.."abbu app bathroom main thay or main app ko pooray ghar main dhoondh raha tha"..toh baap ne socha k kyun na issi ko english main bola jayay toh baap ne kaha k "beta ager is sentence ko english main kahna ho toh kahain ge k my father is in the toilet"
    baap beta dono bazaar jaa rahay thay toh achanak aik car 200 ki speed se unn k paas se guzri...betay ne kaha.."dekhain papa yeh gaari 200 ki speed se guzari hai" toh baap ko apna faisla yad aya or baap ne kaha "k beta issi sentence ko english main yun kahain ge k the car is going into 200 speed"
    phir 1 dafa unn k ghar k qareeb hi aik murghi ne anda dia..toh bachay ne kaha "k dekhain papa yeh murghi anda dai rahi hai."...baap ne phir kaha "beta issi sentence ko english main kahain ge k "a hen is laying egg"..
    ittefaaq se ussi shaam unn k ghar uss bachay k english k sir ayay ...or iteefaq se baap uss waqt bathroom main tha..toh betay ne socha k kyun na inhain impress kar dia jayay...baap k baaray main poochnay par betay ne kaha "Sir!my father is in the toilet laying egg in 200 speed".



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    Default Re: Joke Of The Day 7 Dec

    lolzzzzzzzz

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    Default Re: Joke Of The Day 7 Dec

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    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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