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    Default Pathans are not stupid

    80,000 Pathans meet in the Peshawar Stadium for a "Pathans Are Not Stupid" Convention.

    The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Pathans are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

    A Pathan works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"

    After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.



    Then 80,000 PAthans start cheering, "Give him another chance!

    Give him another chance!"


    The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of

    getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide

    press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can

    give him another chance."

    So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says,

    "Ninety?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets

    out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the Pathan

    starts crying and the 80,000 men begin to yell and wave their hands

    shouting,

    "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

    The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage,

    eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance-- What is 2 plus 2?"

    The man closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says,

    "Four?"

    Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000

    pathans jump to their feet, wave their arms,

    stomp their feet and scream...

    "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

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    Default Re: Pathans are not stupid

    haha

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    Default Re: Pathans are not stupid

    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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