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  • Arslan

    2 11.11%
  • Paras

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  • Naz

    2 11.11%
  • EaGlE

    1 5.56%
  • Sumaira Sadia

    4 22.22%
  • ~Loving Irfan~

    5 27.78%
  • Sonii

    2 11.11%
  • Shaan

    2 11.11%
  • ANJAN

    0 0%
  • WaFa_rAI

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Thread: Polling 4 Jokes Competition Dec 2009

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    Default Polling 4 Jokes Competition Dec 2009

    Ab waqt hai Polling ka

    comp main 10 members ne participate kiya.

    Rules :


    1: Eik member eik hi vote cast kr skta hai
    2: Apni sharing ko vote cast nahi kr skte
    3: Polling ki last date 28 Dec 2009 hai.

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition Dec 2009

    Arslan

    Father to son:
    If u dont pass ur exams this time,
    Dnt call me DAD.
    .
    After some days……
    Father:
    How is ur result?
    Son:
    Sorry Bashir sab…







    Paras


    Father: How were the exam questions ?
    Son: Easy.
    Father: Then why look so unhappy ?
    Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, but the answers did !



    Naz


    ایک لڑکا امتحان میں فیل ہونے کے بعد گھر آیا اور اپنے ابو سے پُوچھنے لگا ۔ ۔ ۔
    ابو جب آپ امتحان میں فیل ہوئے تھے تو دادا جان نے آپ سے کیا سلوک کیا تھا؟
    ابو ۔ ۔ ۔ بیٹا انہوں نے میری پٹائی کی تھی۔
    بیٹا ۔ ۔ ۔ جب دادا جان فیل ہوئے تو ان کے والد نے کیا کِیا؟
    ابو ۔ ۔ ۔ انہوں نے اُنکی ٹانگیں توڑ ڈالیں تھیں۔
    اس پر بیٹے نے بڑی معصومیت سے جواب دِیا ۔ ۔ ۔ ابو اگر آپ میر ے ساتھ تعاون کریں تو ہم اس خاندانی غنڈہ گردی کو ختم کرسکتے ہیں۔


    EaGlE

    Yahoooo

    Exam ke sari tayari ho gai



    Pen
    Marker
    Scale
    Roll num slip
    Sub tayar hai



    ab bas














    Pharna baki hai....!


    Sumaira Sadia

    Father to son: Saath walon ki larki ko dekh,
    wo exam may first ayee hai !! . . . . . . .
    Son: Usko hi to dekhta tha,
    tabhi to supply aii hai

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition Dec 2009

    ~Loving Irfan~



    Sardar:
    Oye putter tere exam dey result da ki hoya?

    Son:
    papa is class wich ek saal aur lagega,

    Sardar:
    koi baat nahi putter, 2 saal lage ya 3,
    Fail mat hona all the best



    Sonii


    aik Student Exam hall main betha Copy per apnay hath ka panja bana raha tha

    duty per mojood teacher ne kaha: paper main to hand diagram nahi hai

    Student: actually main....paper bananay walay per


    Shaan

    Sardar and Practical Exam

    In bio practical:
    Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
    Sardar: I don't know.
    Examiner: You are failed, what's your name?
    Sardar: See my legs & tell my name


    ANJAN


    A boy Failled in exam
    He said to his teacher
    I shall ask u a questionif u donnot answer it u will have to give me a Grade
    Q:What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal and neither logical nor legal?
    Teacher could not answer and he gave the student a Grade.
    Later boy old the answer
    U r 63 years old and ur wife is 20 that is legal but not logical
    ur wife has a 25 years old boyfriend that is logical but not legal
    and u gave a Grade to her lover which is neither logical nor legal.






    WaFa_rAI


    Om Shanti Om kay dialogues students kay andaz main!
    Is Shidat se main nain paas honay ki koshish ki hai
    Kay har teacher nain mujhe marks na dene ki sazish ki hai...!
    Agar tum kisi paper main paas hona chahtay ho
    To saari kainaat tumhe usko paas kranay main lag jati hai...!
    Yeh exams bhi apnay hindi filmoun ki tarha hotay hain
    End tak sb kuch acha ho hee jata hai-happyzzzzz endingzzzzz
    aur agar esa nahi hota
    to matlab hmaray exams khatam nhi hoey
    Supplementry abi baki hai mere dost...!
    30 marks ki keemat tum kyaa jano Lecturer Babu
    har student ka khoaad hota hai 33 marks...!

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition Dec 2009

    voted

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition Dec 2009

    Muj ko v to vote do
    kahain meri zamanat hi na zubt ho jaye

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition Dec 2009

    Voted

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition Dec 2009

    voted

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition Dec 2009

    vored............

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition Dec 2009

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition Dec 2009

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