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    Default Jokes competition Jan 2010



    Is month kay jokes competition k sath main phir hazir hun


    Is month aap sab ne "SISTERS" par jokes share karne hain


    Topic par share kye gaye jokes hi competition main shamil kye jaeinge



    Rules:


    1-Ek member ek hi joke share kar sakta hai

    2-Edit ki huwi post accept nahi ki jaye gi

    3-Jokes share karne ki last date 21 Jan 10 hai






    Aap sab kay jokes ka intezar rahega

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    Default Re: Jokes competition Jan 2010

    Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat.
    Maureen: Why ?
    Michael: She can't bear to stop talking.
    Mohabbat
    Hijar
    Nafrat
    Sab Mill Chuke Hain Mujhe
    Main Ab Takreban Mukamal Ho Chuki Hoon!!

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    Sister apney sardar bhai k paas bhagti howi aati hay aur Sardar se kehti hai
    Bhai Jaan! jaldi jao Hamarye ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.
    Sardar: Oye kion jhoot bolti ho
    , ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay
    My prayer, my offering, my life and my death are all for Allah SWT, the
    Lord of all the worlds..

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    Re: Jokes competition Jan 2010



    Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
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    Default Re: Jokes competition Jan 2010

    aik bahen apne bhai se : bhaiya kitchen se garam masala la do.

    bhai kitchen main gaya or akar kha

    waha tu sub thandey masaley hain garam koi bhi nahi hai.


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    Default Re: Jokes competition Jan 2010

    Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
    Last edited by Love u $$; 20-01-2010 at 01:10 AM. Reason: Was Wronge Joke

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    Aik Behen Doosri Behen se ...... Yeh Tum raat ko inchi tep le kar kyon soi thin?

    doosri behen....... mein yeh daikhna chah rhi thi k mein kitni lambi neend soti hon



    2dnmmf - Jokes competition Jan 2010

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    Default Re: Jokes competition Jan 2010

    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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