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    Default Film 18 se above wale dekhange. Banta.

    Jokes and Humour.

    Ek baar Santasingh apne saath 18
    sardar leker Cinema hall reached.
    Tickets le ker gate per gaye. Ticket
    checker ne pooncha are Bantaji
    aap ye 18 sardars kyon laaye, koi
    fighting kerni hai kya?

    Santa bola, aji nahin ji. Ye saamne
    likha hai na ke 18 se kem wale
    ye film nahin dekh sekte, is liye
    main 18 sardar laya huin.
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    Shaadi horhai thi. Larki ki mang
    sindoor lagane ka time aaya to
    Lerke walon ke taraf se koi janab
    bole bhai hamaare hisab se . lerki
    ko boy ki maan mai sindoor bher na
    Chahiye.
    Lerki walon ki taref Lady boli,
    aji aisa hone laga to shahr ke sare
    Ganje kanware (unmarried)
    reh jayange.

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    Default Re: Film 18 se above wale dekhange. Banta.

    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    Default Re: Film 18 se above wale dekhange. Banta.

    Thanks Sajid for attending the jokes
    and laughin over that. By Bye.

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    Default Re: Film 18 se above wale dekhange. Banta.

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    Default Re: Film 18 se above wale dekhange. Banta.

    dosra joke ke samaj nahi aaye
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    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Default Re: Film 18 se above wale dekhange. Banta.

    Quote Originally Posted by true friend View Post
    dosra joke ke samaj nahi aaye
    dosra wala he sub se mazedar hai
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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