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    glass Jokes Competition Feb 10

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    Aslamoalikum

    Is month kay jokes competition k sath main hazir hoon.


    Is month aap sab ne "boy/girl" par jokes share karne hain.


    Topic par share kye gaye jokes hi competition main shamil kye jaeinge.


    Rules:


    1-Ek member ek hi joke share kar sakta hai.

    2-Edit ki huwi post accept nahi ki jaye gi.

    3-Jokes share karne ki last date 21 Feb hai.
    4.Aik rule jo aap yaad rakhen gay k jokes Ikhlaaq k daayery main reh kr send kren gay..kisi qism ki ghair ikhlaaqi harkat na keejiye ga...

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    Last edited by *Lucky*; 31-01-2010 at 07:26 PM.

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Feb 10

    aa o bacho aa o

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Feb 10

    Boy: Hamaray pyar k baray main kisi ko mat batana...
    Girl: Amber ko Zaror bataongi.
    Boy: Kyun?
    Girl: Woh kehti thi Koi Gadha he tujhse pyar karega.

    Khud Ko Bud Naseeb Kehny K Gunaah Say Bachty Raho

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Feb 10

    Boy : Suit bara acha pehna hay

    girl Thanks

    boy :lipstick bohot
    achi lagai hay

    girl Thanks

    boy :make up bohot acha kia hay

    girl : Thanks "bhai"

    boy hir bhi achi nahi lag rahi ho


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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Feb 10

    larka aur larki.. ek park me baithe hai

    larka: tum kuch aysi baat kaho jis se meri dharkane teez ho jaye

    larki: jaldi meri goud me se utho tumhare papa aa rahe hai

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    Boy: Tum Shadi Ka Baad Apnay Liya Alag Ghar To Nahi Mango Gi na,
    Girl:
    Aray Nahi mein aisi larki nahi Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena.....

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Feb 10

    Larka larki ko tang kar raha tha

    Larki: ap k ghar main MAA ,BEHAN nai ha?

    Larka: Hain, bus ap ki kami hay

    Larki: Ap ko meri kami mehsus horai ha? Ye baat agar mairay 5 BHAION ko pata chali to apkay ghar waloN ko apki KAMI mehsus hogi..
    Last edited by Zindagi; 04-02-2010 at 05:47 PM.



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    Re: Jokes Competition Feb 10

    Eik larka tha aur eik larki
    Dono eik dosray say bohat piyar kartay thay
    Larki k baap ko pata chal gia, wo gusay pay kabu na rakh saka aur larkay ko kuch gundon ke madad say utha kar apnay ghar lay aya aur larkay say kaha tujay ma aj wo saza dun ga k ishq karnay walon k liay nashan-e-ibbrat ho ga.
    Us nay larkay ko zameen par lata k bijli say chalnay wali aari uski gardan k pas kar k abi chlai he thi k
    ACHANAK.!!!


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    Aur
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    GEO WAPDA
    GEO LOADSHEDDING
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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Feb 10

    .
    1 Foji Ki
    Girl Frind Ne Use Khat Likha
    Meri Life Me Naya Larka aa gia hai
    .
    "Tum se Acha He
    Me Uski Dulhan Bano Gi
    .
    Meri Pictur Wapis Bijhwa Do"
    .
    Foji Ne Apne Sare Sathion Ki Girl Frnds Ki 30 Picturs Jama Ki
    Beech Me Uski Pictur Rakh K Khat Likha
    .
    'Lo In Me Se Nikal Lo,
    Muje Tmhari Shakal yad nhi

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Feb 10

    Walekam-Aslam
    Ek Pathan larka ik larki se: Hum se shadi karo tum ko Sawaab milega.

    Larki: Woh kese?

    Larka: Hamara shadi hogi, bacha hoga.

    Hum bachay ka naam Sawaab Khan rakhay ga.



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