Q: How do you make the number one disappear?
A: Add a "g" to it and it's "gone"!
Q: What key do you use to open a banana?
A: A monkey!
Q: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny!"
A: "Then why aren't you laughing?"
Sun or China
Bob: Which is the farthest, the sun or China?
Rob: Well, you can see the sun, but you can't see China.