While having a brain check up
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Sardar : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Sardar : Yes of course, do you think I m dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Sardar : Because that proves that I have a brain!
پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا
yeh toh barri khushi ki khabbar hai