#Sign post outside our college- "Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the Lecturers!".
#Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...
#What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."
#Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.
#A good friend is like a computer I 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
#sorry 2 disturb u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing cards and I lost the joker
#Q What does a buffalo produce during an EarthQuake? A MilkShake
#After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't notice."
#Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
#What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
#Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
#What is the difference between Mother & Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying... & the other ensures you Continue to do so!!
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khair thanks for sharing /up