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Thread: Poll 4 Jokes Competition March 2010

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    Default Poll 4 Jokes Competition March 2010

    As Salam O Alikum

    Doston ab waqt a gaya hai Polling ka

    apni pasand k joke ko vote dain

    15 members ne comp main participate kiya hia.


    Rules

    1: Aik member 1 he vost day sakta hai
    2: Apnay share kiay joke ko vote nahi day saktay
    3: Polling ke last date 28 March 2010 hai




    Lucky


    Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
    Son: I start cleaning toilet
    Dad: How does that satisfy you?
    Son: I clean it with your toothbrush





    Eagle

    1st chind: Mere Papa Bht darpok hain.

    2nd child: why?

    1st chind: jab wo Road cross krtay hian to meri ungli parak letay hain or kehtay hian beta chorna mat.




    Naz



    Father: Beta Qutub Minar kahan hai?

    Son: Pata nahi.

    Father: Beta kabhi ghar se bahar bhi nikla karo!

    Son: Pitaji Ram Lal kaun hai?

    Father: Pata nahi.

    Son: Kabhi ghar pe raha karo





    Paras


    Aik Bacha Ro Raha Tha , Baap Ne Ronay Ka Sabbab Poocha Tu Bola

    "Aik Rupia Dain tu Bataaon Ga"

    Baap Ne Jaldi Se Rupia Dya Aur Kaha " Bataao Kyon Ro Rahay Thay"

    "Is Ropay K lye Hi Ro Raha Tha" Betay Ne Chup Hute Hoye Jawab Dya




    Insh


    Baap ne betay ka resut dekh kar gusse main kaha

    B
    aap:itne kum marks?2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

    Beta: Han papa!
    mein nay to us master ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay...!!





    Haya


    Father:-beta mai tumhari Shadi krna chahta hun.
    Son:-impossible..shadi to meri marzi se he hogi.
    Father:-larki Zardari ki beti hai.
    Son:-phir theek hai.
    Father Zardari k paas gia,aur bola,mere bete ko apna damad bana lo.
    Zardari:-impossible..
    Father:-mera beta World Bank me CEO hai.
    Zardari:-phir theek hai.
    Father World Bank me gia...aur Manager se bola mere bete ko CEO bana lo.
    Bank Manager:-impossible...
    Father:-mera beta Zardari ka damad hai.
    Bank Manager:-phir theek hai.



    Captain Planet


    Baap ne apnay baitay ke talashi li
    Jaib se Naswar, Cigrette, Charas, Katrina Kaif ke picture aur girls k mobile no bar-amad huey…!
    Baap ne baitay ko bohat mara aur poocha:
    Kab se kar rahay ho yeah sab kuch???
    Baita Rotay Huey Bola:
    “baba main ne ap ke jacket pahni hui ha!!!



    S_K_Princess


    Kid: Daddy ye school kia hota hy?

    Father: Ye wo jaga hy, Jahan Parents ko loota aur Bacho'n ko koota jata hy...




    Ali


    Father: How were the exam questions ?
    Son: Easy
    Father: Then why look so unhappy ?
    Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers !





    Zindagi


    Father:
    What About Ur Result?

    Son:
    Wo Headmster Saab Ka Beta Fail Hy

    Father:
    What About U?

    Son:
    Wo Dr.Sab Ka Beta B Fail Hy

    Father:
    N Whats Ur Result.?

    Son:
    Wo Khan Sab Ka Beta B Fail Hy

    Father:
    U Idiot, I M Asking About Urs….

    Son:
    To Aap Konsa Allama Iqbal Hay
    K Apka Beta Pass Hoga…:-)






    Loving Irfan

    Son: Pappa tell me who is more intelligent father or a son?

    Father: of course father

    Son: No pappa son is more intellgent than father tell me who invented Telephone?

    Father: Alexander Graham Bell

    Son: Then see he invented phone and not his father that means son is more intelligent than father.





    Shaan

    Baap: Beta is baar exam main tujhe 90% laanay hain, kuch bhi kar..

    Beta: Nahi Bapu, main to is baar 100% launga...!

    Baap: Kyun Mazak kar raha hai..?

    Beta: Shuru kisne kiya..?!!




    Sheem


    aik baap beta ghar ka darwazay par behtay thay samnay sa aik death body aa rahi thee bacchay na abba sa pocha
    abba "is ko kahan le kar ja rahay hain"
    abba bola "beta is ko wahan le ja rahay hain jahan na roti hay kapra hay na tv hay na car hay na fan hay na ac ha
    baccha cheekh kar bola "bas bas abba mein samajh gaya yeh hamaray ghar aaraha hay".





    Hijab


    Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
    ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
    Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
    dokan dien tu ghar

    beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?





    Sadaf


    Boy to father: “Baap idhar aa”.
    Mother:”Aise nahin bolte beta,
    Daddy ko izzat se bulate hai”
    Boy: “Baap, izzat se idhar aa!”

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    Default Re: Poll 4 Jokes Competition March 2010

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    Default Re: Poll 4 Jokes Competition March 2010

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    rain?t1311176404 - Poll 4 Jokes Competition March 2010


    Yaad Teri Orh Ker Main So Gaya
    Khawab Ka Der Khul Gaya Barish Ke Baad

    Chand Dekh Ker Badloon Ki Qaid Main
    Ik Sitara Ro Deya Barish Ke Baad




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    Default Re: Poll 4 Jokes Competition March 2010

    Voted



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    Default Re: Poll 4 Jokes Competition March 2010

    Voted..


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    Default Re: Poll 4 Jokes Competition March 2010

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    Default Re: Poll 4 Jokes Competition March 2010

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    Default Re: Poll 4 Jokes Competition March 2010

    Voted To Haya

    Very Funny
    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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