A man dies and goes to heaven. There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel: "What are these for?"
Angel answers: "These are lie clocks, every person has lie clocks. Every time u lie, hands on clock move"
Man asks: " Whose clock is that ? "
That is Mohammad Bin Qasim's Clock. Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
"Where is Zardari's clock ? " Asked the man.
Angel : "It is in our office. We use it as ceiling fan". !!!!!!