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    glass Jokes Competition April 10


    As Salam O Alikum


    Is month kay jokes competition k sath main hazir hun


    Is month aap sab ne "Zardaari" par jokes share karne hain


    Topic par share kye gaye jokes hi competition main shamil kye jaeinge



    Rules:


    1-Ek member ek hi joke share kar sakta hai.

    2-Edit ki huwi post accept nahi ki jaye gi.

    3-Jokes share karne ki last date21 April hai.

    Khud Ko Bud Naseeb Kehny K Gunaah Say Bachty Raho

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition April 10

    A man dies and goes to heaven. There he sees a large wall of clocks.

    He asks angel: "What are these for?"

    Angel answers: "These are lie clocks, every person has lie clocks. Every time u lie, hands on clock move"

    Man asks: " Whose clock is that ? "

    That is Mohammad Bin Qasim's Clock. Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.

    "Where is Zardari's clock ? " Asked the man.

    Angel : "It is in our office. We use it as ceiling fan". !!!!!!

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition April 10

    zardari aik shop main gia

    pochaa

    ke yeh monchoon wala kuta kitny ka hy

    shopman reply:

    sir yeh aina hay....

    2dnmmf - Jokes Competition April 10

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition April 10

    Zardari ka Farman,
    Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
    Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
    Khatam karo musalman,
    Dollar hai apna Eman,
    Or obama hai Abba jaan,



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    Default Re: Jokes Competition April 10

    Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
    Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
    or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
    judge kub bahal hongay?
    to Zardari ne kaha..
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    BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!


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    Default Re: Jokes Competition April 10


    Pakistani to American:
    What do you guys do with thieves?
    American:
    We treat them humanely and give them nice food, warm clothes and long jury trials
    Pakistani:
    That’s nothing. We give them the presidency.



    8bffd51cd2705b99335ce635a13dbb09 zps81c9bfed - Jokes Competition April 10

    ..!!


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    Default Re: Jokes Competition April 10


    Jin: Kia Hukum hai mere aaqa?
    Sardar: Saari dunya main jitni bhi dolat hai, woh mere account main daal do.

    Jin: Bakwaas na karo main Jin hon Zardari nahi.

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition April 10

    Yeh Waqt Phir NHiin Ayega !

    Zardari's son: Dad Apki Harkaton ne tu Khandaan ka naam
    daagdaar kar diya hai
    Zardaari:hahaaha...........beta daag tu chala jaye ga yeh aqt phir nahiin ayega

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition April 10

    Again D ki jaga emos agaye??

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition April 10

    Zardari ka U.S.A ka daura kamyab raha
    chaina ka daura kamyab raha
    japan ka daura kamyab raha
    bus ab dil kay dauray ka intazar hay
    ALLAH KAMYAB kare
    AMEEN




    Yahi Dastoor-E-ulfat Hai,Nammi Ankhon,
    Mein Le Kar Bhi,

    Sabhi Se Kehna Parta Hai,K Mera Haal,
    Behter Hai...!!


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