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    Asalam-o-Alikum All

    Sms Bank

    Yahan Ap Share Kijye Sms Jo Ap K Pas Aye Hoon ??


    So Lets Start >>>>>>>>>>.


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    WHAT IS BUSINESS??


    Dad to Son: I want to marry a girl of my choice !!

    Son: NO !

    Dad: The Girl is Bill Gates' Daughter !!

    Son
    : Then, OK !



    Dad goes to Bill Gates..


    Dad to Bill Gates: I want your daughter to marry my Son !

    Bill Gates : NO !

    Dad: My Son is CEO of World Bank !

    Bill Gates : Then, OK !




    Dad goes to President of the World Bank....


    Dad to President: Appoint my Son as CEO of your Bank !

    President : NO !

    Dad: He is the Son-in-Law of Bill Gates !

    President: Then, OK !
















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    Ghar walo ka kehna hai
    k DIL LAGA KAR PADHAI KARO.
    Unhe koi kaise samjhaye
    k DIL LAGANE K BAAD
    padhai kahan hoti hai.


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    WalikumAssalam...

    nice thread janab......

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    aik pathan pani p raha tha..

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    yar ab kia pathan pani b nahi p sakta..ismain b tumhain koi joke chiyee ?

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    Aap pagal ho

    yar mano aap pagal ho

    gussa kyun kartey ho

    waise aap pagal ho


    pagal means






    p=pyara
    a=achha
    g=gumsum
    a=anmol
    l=lovely


    dekha aap kitne pagal ho

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    mere pass tau ye sms aya tha yehi share kar raha hooon

    arshad k han aja sab wahin bethay hain ...........

    Reestablished..........!

    Ghazi.....!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ali Shah View Post
    mere pass tau ye sms aya tha yehi share kar raha hooon

    arshad k han aja sab wahin bethay hain ...........


    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    1st Kid : yar yeh hindu bagwan ki zaban q bahar huti hai?

    2nd Kid : 5 rupai ka haar daal kar 50 lac mango ge tu zaban hi bahar aye gi na!!

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    lolzzz.........................hahahahah

    Reestablished..........!

    Ghazi.....!

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    be naam zindagi ki haqeeqat na poochey
    kuch pur khuloos log thay barbaad kar gaye

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