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    Default Jokes Competition May 2010

    As Salam O Alikum Doston

    Is month kay jokes competition k sath main phir hazir hun


    Is month aap sab ne Apnay Favorite Jokes share karne hain





    Rules:


    1-Ek member ek hi joke share kar sakta hai

    2-Edit ki huwi post accept nahi ki jaye gi

    3-Jokes share karne ki last date 21 May 2010 hai


    Aap sab kay jokes ka intezar rahega.
    Last edited by EaGlE; 19-04-2010 at 03:52 PM.

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    3 Dost oxford university ke cafeteria main bethey apni feelings share kar rahe thy.


    1st : mera dil karta hai ke main bhot zaida mehnat kar ke aik kamyaab insan banu..


    2nd : main chahta hon ke social worker bun k logon ki bhalai k kaam karon.



    3rd : yaar meri aik hi khawaish hai ke uni main hangama ho or 10 din bycott ho or phir her paper

    main 8.8 din ka gap ho.



    dono doston ne use thapar mar kha kaha : "wah parhna oxford main or khawab Karachi University k."






    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice.

    He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.

    Neighbor: "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty."

    Man: "This is incredible". "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?"

    Neighbor: "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married."

    Man: "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head.

    Neighbor: "No, he says. They're all at the funeral."




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    punjabi : humnE Ek aisi AdvancEd chEEz banayi hai jis k zariYE aap dEEwar k aar paar dEkh saktaY hain.

    Angrez : what's that thing ?

    punjabi : mOuri (hOle)
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    like karlo
    kOi bhEE aisa lamha nahi. . .
    jismEin mEre tU hOta nahi.

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    Biwi shihor se: Aj ap Office se jaldi ksay a gaye?



    Shohr: Achanak meray boss ko ghussa a gaya or bola k jahanum mai jao. mai foran utha or tumharay pass chala aya.

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    2 aurtaian 1 tree k neeche baithi kafi dair se batain kar rahi thin k achanak tree se 1 aam ( mango ) gira
    ..
    ..
    pahli aurat ....ye aam kaise gira...?

    dosri aurat... kuch bolne hi wali thi k....

    aam (mango ) khud haath joor kar bola
    ..
    puk gaya hon main tum dono ki batain sun sun k


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    Default Re: Jokes Competition May 2010

    Pathan Rishte k liye Tasweer Khichwane raha tha

    Peeche ghada bhi agaya Tasweer main

    Pathan ne ye likh kar tasweer bheji

    Hum Ulta hath ki taraf hai...
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