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Thread: Polling for Jokes Compition April 2010

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    Default Polling for Jokes Compition April 2010

    Ab Waqt agaya hai Polling ka/morning

    masahallah is month comition mein 11 logoon nya partispate kiya hai

    ore hamein umed hai iss bar compition sab nya enjoy kiya ho ga
    Rules:


    1: Eik member eik hi vote cast kr skta hai
    2: Apni sharing ko vote cast nahi kr skte
    3: Polling ki last date
    28 April hai.

    S_KPrincess

    A man dies and goes to heaven. There he sees a large wall of clocks.

    He asks angel: "What are these for?"

    Angel answers: "These are lie clocks, every person has lie clocks. Every time u lie, hands on clock move"

    Man asks: " Whose clock is that ? "

    That is Mohammad Bin Qasim's Clock. Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.

    "Where is Zardari's clock ? " Asked the man.

    Angel : "It is in our office. We use it as ceiling fan". !!!!!!

    Paras

    zardari aik shop main gia

    pochaa

    ke yeh monchoon wala kuta kitny ka hy

    shopman reply:

    sir yeh aina hay....



    chyasir

    Zardari ka Farman,
    Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
    Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
    Khatam karo musalman,
    Dollar hai apna Eman,
    Or obama hai Abba jaan,



    Ali_
    Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
    Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
    or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
    judge kub bahal hongay?
    to Zardari ne kaha..
    .
    .
    .
    BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!



    loving irfan

    Pakistani to American:
    What do you guys do with thieves?
    American:
    We treat them humanely and give them nice food, warm clothes and long jury trials
    Pakistani:
    That’s nothing. We give them the presidency.





    gentel

    Jin: Kia Hukum hai mere aaqa?
    Sardar: Saari dunya main jitni bhi dolat hai, woh mere account main daal do.

    Jin: Bakwaas na karo main Jin hon Zardari nahi



    Mishaal

    Yeh Waqt Phir NHiin Ayega !

    Zardari's son: Dad Apki Harkaton ne tu Khandaan ka naam
    daagdaar kar diya hai
    Zardaari:hahaaha...........beta daag tu chala jaye ga yeh aqt phir nahiin ayega



    seven tiles

    Zardari ka U.S.A ka daura kamyab raha
    chaina ka daura kamyab raha
    japan ka daura kamyab raha
    bus ab dil kay dauray ka intazar hay
    ALLAH KAMYAB kare
    AMEEN



    Rano

    Once a Molvi went 2 Zardarii

    &

    Said !

    “Makhlooq ko mat Tang kia kero Werna Allah ka Aazab ayega “

    Zardari said!

    Bholay Badshao ! Mein he wo Azaab hoon jo aa Chuka hai




    gorgeous_girl


    lllllllllllll
    lllllllllli
    llllllllri
    lllllari
    lllardari
    “Zardari”
    Mubarik Ho aapka KUTTA Nikla Hai.
    (Congratulations. It’s a dog.)


    EaGlE


    Bilawal: Dad 2 sal ho gaye humain miskeen hoye
    Mama k qatilun ka q pata nahi chala?


    Zardari: Beta abi tak to miskeen ho qatil ka pata chala to yateem b ho jao gay


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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Compition April 2010

    Chyasir ap ka vote cancel kiya jata hai ..
    coz apne shamil kiye gaye joke ko vote nahi diya jasakta..
    rules ap ne parhey nahi
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Compition April 2010

    o sorry


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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Compition April 2010

    what???

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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Compition April 2010

    voted

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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Compition April 2010

    Voted To GG
    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Compition April 2010

    Voted

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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Compition April 2010

    acha acha draw hO gaYa.....
    198343 196670793697111 5932486 n - Polling for Jokes Compition April 2010


    like karlo
    kOi bhEE aisa lamha nahi. . .
    jismEin mEre tU hOta nahi.

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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Compition April 2010

    voted




    Yahi Dastoor-E-ulfat Hai,Nammi Ankhon,
    Mein Le Kar Bhi,

    Sabhi Se Kehna Parta Hai,K Mera Haal,
    Behter Hai...!!


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