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    Funny SMS...............

    sALAM gUYS AND gIRLS.

    fuNNy SmS........

    Our parents have many options for us
    like
    Poison
    Sleeping pills
    Throwing from building

    But they choose

    EDUCATION

    socha
    Tarpa Tarpa kr Marain gay :-)
    ................................................
    wo konsi Baat hai jo hazaron saal pehle Bhi student kehte thy..
    Aaj bhi kehte hy
    Or
    qayamat tak kahengy?
    "Bus kal se Parhai start Karengy
    ................................................
    AIK SCIENTIFIC SHER ARZ HY

    MERA DIL TOR KR POHNCHAI US NY MUJH KO THES
    tan theta is equal to perpendicular upon base
    ...............................................
    Phatan:
    Thinking hard!
    Wife: kia soch rahe ho?
    Phatan:
    yeh DHOOM walon ko kese pata chalta hai?
    Wife: kia?
    Phatan: yahi k
    "ap dekh rahe hai DHOoM TV......
    ............................................
    send me msgs only in these timings

    morning
    6am to 12pm

    noon
    12pm to 4pm

    evening
    4pm to 8 pm

    night
    8pm to 6am


    baqi time tang na kerna parhna hota hai
    ....................................................
    Agar aap chahtay hein k apka ghar pak ho jaye ghar mein farishte b aain,

    ghar mein barkat b ho.

    to



    aap ghar se nickal jain.
    ................................................
    Kese kahoon
    k
    mujhe tum
    se?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    p
    py
    pya
    pyaaaaa
    pyaaa
    pyaaaz
    or
    aaloo
    mangwane hain
    ...........................................
    Boy: My Father name is Laughing and my Mother name is Smiling

    Teacher: You must be Kidding

    Boy: No---- Thats my brother, I am Joking
    ............................................
    A sardar got himself a puzzle game.
    It took him 10 hard months to finish it.
    He was so proud of himself because
    at the side of the box it was written: 2-3 years
    ...............................................
    Apne ghar ki ik ik cheez ginta hun
    Apne ghar ki ik ik cheez ginta hun faraz
    ik tere anay se pahle ik tere janay k baad
    .....................................................
    Main
    Agar

    kahoon

    Tum sa

    Haseen

    kaynaat

    main

    Nahi

    He

    koi.




    To plz Yaar Yaqeen Mat karna.

    kbhi kbhi Insaan Pareshani main Ulta Seedha bol jata hai......
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    BOY : SUIT BARA ACHA PEHNA HAY

    GIRL :THANKS

    BOY :LIPSTICK BOHOT
    ACHI LAGAI HAY

    GIRL :THANKS

    BOY :MAKE UP BOHOT ACHA KIA HAY

    GIRL : THANKS "BHAI"

    BOY HIR BHI ACHI NAHI LAG RAHI HO
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    Memon or uski girl friend sea view per baithay chips kharahey thay dono aik dosray ki aankhon main dekhrahe the larki ne pyar se pocha k tum kuch feel kerrahe ho memon bola:haan lerki boli kya? memon yehi k tum mujh se zyada chips kha rahi ho!
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    British:-
    You Know Swimming ?

    Pakistani:-
    No

    British:-
    Dog is Better Than you,
    It Can Swim.

    Pakistani:-
    You Know Swimming ?

    British:-
    Yes

    Pakistani:-
    Then Whats Difference Between The Dog & U ?

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    Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larki ka sms par rahe ho.
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    buhat udaas he har shakhs tere jane se

    ho sake to lot aa kisi bahane se

    to lakh khafa sahi magar 1 bar to dekh

    mohalay men kitna kachra jama he tere na aane se
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    Tecnological Development
    Ab Aap Chaand Se Baat Ker Sakte He
    Wow!
    Woh Kese????
    ???
    Just Dail my number
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    1st sardar: hello
    2nd sardar: ji kon
    1st sardar : ma hun
    2nd sardar: oye ye tou kamal hogaya.yaha b ma hoon
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    I have written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
    You should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R..
    Mental Hospital is not So Far..
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    Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!
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    Jin: Kya Hukam Hai Mere Aaqa..??
    Admi: Pakistan Ka Paani Aur Bijli Ka Masla Hal Kar De..
    Jin: Hukam Kar "Chawlaan" Na Maar.
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    yun dil ki baat kehna mushkil to hai faraz
    is lia ZONG lo or sub keh do
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    i love you
    i love u so much
    i love u more than every thing
    yehi kehna chati thi heer apne ranja se par bechari ko english nahi aati thi
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    sirdar g apko kabi kisi se pyar hua?
    haan yar wo manti hi nahi!
    kehti hay,
    "i love u 2"
    pata nahi ye dosra kon hay.
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    Sorry ye msg galti se ap ko send ho gea he.neeche met dekhna neeche ulta seedha likha hoa he
    "ULTA SEEDHA".
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    Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
    Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?

    Man: I offer you myself.
    Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.


    Man: I want to share everything with you.
    Woman: Let's start from your bank account.
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    Mere 3 dost hain kallo, Billo, aur Ulloo.
    Kallo, Inter main Per rha hai,
    Billo, Matric main Per rha hai,
    Aur
    .
    .
    .
    Ulloo, SmS Per rha hai.
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    1 aeroplane main musharraf,zardari & bush safar kar rahay thay.
    aeroplane crash hojata hai.
    batao kon bachay ga?
    socho......
    socho.......
    btao kon bachayga.....
    PAKISTAN BACHAY GA.
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    Farash Pe Sone Ka Aik Faida ye B hai Faraz
    K sotay mai Zameen Pe girney ka durr nhi hota.
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,
    apka sms aega to hum roti khaenge
    sachi
    werna gusse mein Aaloo ka pratha or chicken plao k bad ice cream kha k cold drink pi ker din gizaar lenge.
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    ae khuda mere is dost ko hathi ki taqat sher ki awaz cheetay ki speed aur hiran se sundar roop de; . . . baki gadhe ka dimag to uske pas hay hi.
    ,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,
    antar manter jadu jantar chinko finko tinko shoo shoo kuch Mehsos hua? nahi na?jadoogar na be ye hi kaha tha k ye jado SHATAN par asar nahi kara ga.
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    agar msg parne wala
    goodlooking
    handsome
    caring
    smart
    beautiful
    geneious
    nae hai to kia hua karne wala to hai na.
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    aik sardar shadi main khae ja raha tha
    aik admi ne pochha sardar sahb kab tak khana kaho ge
    sardar replied;main to khud kha kha kar thak gia hn magar card pr likha tha lunch 7 to 10.
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    When U feel that nobody loves u
    nobody cares 4 u
    & every 1 is ignoring u,
    n hating u,
    u should tell ur self
    "BETA TU HAI HI IS KABIL".
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    Hazrat Alama IQBAL Ny Apni Zindagi K 50 Sal Laga K Hamari Soi Hoi Qoam Ko Jagaya
    Laikin Ab Yeh Kaam Wapda Waly Hr 50 Mint K Baad Kar Rahy Hain.
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    Wife: Suno g doctor ne mujhe aik
    maheenay k araam k liye beautiful
    foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
    Hum kahan jayen gay?
    Husband: doosray doctor k passs..
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    Boy: I am not rich like Sarmad, I don't even have a big car like Sarmad. But I really love you!
    Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Sarmad...
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    Govt of Pakistan has announced that all the beautiful persons will b kicked out from the country.i m worried
    u r safe
    "BUT"
    "MERA KIA HOGA?"..
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    MACHAR NAY APP KO KATTA YE USS KA SAROOR THA
    APP NAY WAHAN KHUJLI KI YE APP KA SAKOON THA
    CHAH KAR BHI APP USKO MAARR NA SAKAY
    KYUNKAY USKI RAGOON MAY BHI APP KA KHOON THA...
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    Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
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    Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
    Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
    Wife: Kitni mari?
    Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
    Wife: Kaise malum?
    Man: Kyonki 3 sharab ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
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    Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
    Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
    Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .
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    Lab pe aati he Dua bunke tummana mri
    Sim band hojae ALLAH kre teri
    Hr jaga mare chumkne se ujala ho jae
    Jo mujay sms na kre us ka rung kala ho jae
    Ho mera kam fakiron ko sms kerna
    In kanjoson gharibon k inbox bhrna
    Mare ALLAH ab in ko bhi ghrat aajae
    Ye sms perte hi inka bhi sms aajae ..
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    Santa-Oye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
    Banta-Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun!
    Santa-Kyun?
    Banta-Wo Jab Bada Ho Jaega,Us se Iska Matlab Puchun ga...
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    1st sarder: oye agar neend na aye to kia kiya jaye? 2nd sardar: neend ka intezar karne se behtar hai aadmi so jaye...
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    kuch bewakuf sms ki 1 line perte hain.
    kuch bewakuf 2 line perte hain.
    kuch bewakuf adha sms perte hain.
    Apne tu bewakufi ke had kerdi.
    ab tuk sms Par rahe ho...
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    sub dost bewafa ho gaye
    hum apney mobile se khafa ho gaye
    1 sms to kerdo zaalim
    warna duniya sumjay gi
    tum duniya se dafa ho gaye...
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    ae sms mere dost ko hello kehna
    save kare to thanks kehna
    mujhe yd kare to kehna i miss u too
    delete karne lage to kas ke thapar marna aur kehna
    PAISAY LAGAY HAIN...
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    The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesnt it rain on you?...
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    T.C to sardar in Train:
    'Ticket Dikhao.
    Sardar: 'Ha Ha, Ye lo'
    T.C: 'Ye to purani Ticket hai.
    Sardar: 'To train kya abhi Showroom se nikali hai? . ..
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    pathan bacha namaz ke bad dua mang raha tha ...
    ya ALLAH lahore ko pakistan ka capital banade..
    maa ne pocha kion ?
    bach bola me ne paper me yahi likha hai..
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,
    Ser Pe lahu,
    Chehray pe rait,

    Arz Kiya ha...

    Ser pe lahu,
    chehray pe rait,

    Wah Wah,,,,

    Ser pay lahu Chahray pay rait,

    Sajna ne phool mara gamley smait..!
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    Haqeeqat samjho ya afsaana,
    Apna samjho ya begana,
    Hamara aapka rishta hai purana,
    Is liye farz tha aapko batana,
    K garmi shuro ho gai hai,
    Ab shuro kardo nahana...
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    Dont beleive on money.
    Bcoz it gives Bed but not sleep,
    It gives Books but not knowledge,
    It gives Luxuries but not hapiness.

    So Transfer it to My account...
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    Piyar karo soojal ki tarhaan
    shaadian karo kashish ki tarhaan
    lambi umer ho baa ki tarhaan
    roote raho tulsi ki tarhaan
    sabko hansao gattu ki tarhaan
    rishte nibhao prena ki tarhaan
    shak karo bajajj ki tarhaan
    or
    or
    or
    or kiya?
    Tv band karo aur insan bano meri tarhaan.
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    Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,
    Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,
    ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,
    Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    AMMI BHOOT..
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    Train main 1 machar 1 chinese k sar pe baitha,
    woh usko pakar k kha gaya!

    Phir 1 machar memon pe baitha,
    us ne pakar k chinese say pocha:
    .
    Khareedo gay?:
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    Sardar1-yaar main apni girl friend nu ki gift dawan
    sardar2-diamond da haar dede
    sardar1-na koi asi chees das jari kaday na us no diti howay
    sardar2-phansi dede ....
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    student class room main aik donkey lekar aya.
    Teacher: es ko kyoon laee ho
    Student: sir ap ne kaha tha main gadhoon ko insan banadeta hoon, to abbu ne kaha k es ko insan bana kar le aoo.
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    CONGRATS U have been awarded an M.B.A degree For not Smsing me. MBA means Member of Bhikari Association Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.As.
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    1000 pages ki book kitne din men parhi ja sakti he?

    Writer: 6 months

    Doctor: 2 months

    Lawyer: 1 month

    Prof.: 1 week

    Student: Pehle ye btao paper kb he!!!!!!!
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    Teacher Student say
    Bijli khain sa ati hay.
    Student. Humaray mamoon k ghar sa
    Teacher kaisa.
    Student. jub bijli jatti ha papa khaty hain
    SALLAY NA PHIR BIJLI BUND KER DE.
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    Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
    se Husband bola:
    Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.

    Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
    Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti
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    Ek Sardar Dusre se,
    Zara Car Se Bhair dkhna k indicators kaam kr raha hain ya nahi..


    Dusra Bahir dkh kr:
    Haan, Nahi, haan, nahi
    Haan, Nahi, haan, nahi........
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    Assalam-O-Alakum

    Aaj ki taza khabar;
    .
    ;
    ; Newes paper maein ha
    ;
    Parh lana
    ALLAH HAFIZ'
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    Achay dost ki 3 nishaniyan:
    1. Kabhi phone nahi karega.
    2. hans hans kar sms perhay ga
    Neechay nahi perhna


    3. Jis kaam say roko, gadha wohi karay ga
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    Golden Words.....

    Kaam ko kal par na taalo...!!!!
    .....
    ..
    ..
    ..
    ..
    WO PARSOON
    YA TARSOON BHI HO SAKTA HAY!
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    NEW OFFER,
    Call rates ab demagh k size k hisab sa han gey
    jitna chota demagh utney kam call rates

    Congrates!

    Aap free call k liya chuney gaye hain.....
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    Sardar traveling first time in plane going to 2 bombay.
    When it was landing, he shouted "Bombay Bombay"

    Air hostess: "B silent"
    .........
    Sardar: "OK Ombay Ombay"
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    Garmey ka 1 faida ha.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    SARDI nhi lagti.........
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    Ab to iqrar kr lo...
    or na tarpao...
    ab to bta do....
    or na sharmaoo....
    k...
    app mujh say....
    mujh say...
    mujh say...
    Zyada "Kunjoos ho"....
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    Human brain is most outstanding object in the world, It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year but it starts from the birth and only stop when we entered in examination hall........
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    MUNA BhaI: Ye Doctor Log Operation karne Se Pehle Patient Ko Behosh Kyun karte hain?
    CIRCUIT: Bole To Patient Khud Operation Karna Seekh na Le Isliye."
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    president Bush's son was studing in an American school.Teacher askd him:I have 4 apples.how can i divide it among 5 children? He ans: KILL 1 child"
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    Aalu ko Gajar se pyar ho gaya,
    Ye sun ker timatar laal ho gaya,
    Hara Dhaniya Podina nachne lage,
    Itne main Salan tayyar ho gaya.
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    Girl: Main tumhare liye sab chor dongi,
    Boy: Ammi Abbu?
    Girl: Yes!
    Boy: Khana Peena?
    Girl: Yes!
    Boy: Apni dosten?
    Girl: Yes!
    Boy: Star Plus?
    Girl: Zaban sambhal k baat ker
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    Duniya Main Aik Acha Insaan Ka Milna Kisi Mojzay Se Kam Nahi,
    Aik Aisa Insaan Jo Khubsuraat Dil Aur Purkashish Shahksiyat Ka Maalik Hoo,
    Isliye Qadaar Kro Meri zalimoo.
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    DAD:
    Paper kesa hoa?
    SON:
    Sirf Q1 reh gye
    Q2 a nai rha tha
    Q4 krna bhol gya
    Q5 nazr nai aya
    Q6 Papr k dusri side pe tha
    DAD:
    Or Q3?
    SON:
    Sirf wohi ghalt hua!
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    har khushi ka rukh tairi taraf mor doon
    chand sitare tairai liyae tor doon
    har kamaiyabi ka darwaza tairai liyae khool doon
    itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot or bol doon
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    Patient: mujhe problem hai. Na khaon to bhok lagti hai, na sou to neend
    aati hai, zada kam kar k thak jata hoon.

    Doctor : sari raat dhoop main betho theek ho jao gaye.
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,
    Before marriage:
    Roses are red, sky is blue,
    O my darling! I love you

    After Marriage:
    Roses are dead,
    I have flu,
    dont come near me,
    Paray hatt too.
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    TANHAIYAN
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    agar ooper TANHAIYAN hain to neechey konsa mela laga huaa hai jo DEKHNE ayee hooo
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    Father 2 son: Nalayak sath waloon ki larki ko dekh wo exams main 1ST aye hai!!!!
    ....
    ...
    ...
    Son: papa usii ko tu dekhta tha, jabhi tu ajj fail hua hon......
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    A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

    Hi! I am sardar,
    This is my sardarni,
    He is my kid,
    & she is my kidney.
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    husband & wife dono hotel gaye tu ek larki nay hello kia

    wife: kon thi yeh?

    husband: tum mera dimagh kharab mat karo abhe usko bhe batana hy k

    "tum kon ho?"
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    Yaar kal 125 LOGON ko bewakoof banaya.




    Na yaar kaise?
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    Niche deakho.
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    BUS
    AESE hi banaya ab 126 ho gay hain.
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,
    Boy 2 Girl:Tumharii ankhain kitnii haseen hain,
    Girl:choro na,
    Boy:tumhary baal kitnay haseen hain,
    Girl:choroo na Ap bhi,
    Boy:aray itnii der se chor hi tu raha hon......
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    Kya Ap k sir pe seengh hain?

    No!

    JUST CHECK IT

    CHECKED?

    YES!

    NAHI HAIN?

    NAHI!

    R U SURE?

    YES!

    Koi baat nahi GADHEY k hote bhi nahi
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,
    Why do donkey eat grass ?




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    0Ooopss! I m sorry !!!

    that's your personal matter
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,
    I Want U To Know That U Are Very Important To Me It's Impossible For Me To Live Without U Even 4 A Second! U R My Life & I Can Feel U Everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN... ...
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    dunia main 5 cheezain buhat mashhor hain
    #1appun ka style
    #2apun ka smile
    #3apun ka eyes
    #4apun ka voice
    #5 bolay to apun ka SMS
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,
    Dekho mosam kitna sohana hai,
    Bhigi barsat ka b zamana hai,
    Ab to aik acha sa sms kardo
    kya balance susral le kar jana hai.
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    St_pid,

    B_dh_,

    D_ffer,

    Bewak_f,

    Dekha!!

    Evarything is incomplete without "U"
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    did fhid mid kid nid sid fid rid kid jid gid cid mid vid wid zid lid tid aid

    pareshan hone ki zaroorat nahi hai

    shujat husein taqreer kar raha hain...
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,
    1234567890~!@#$%^&*()_+:"|<>?*ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.

    ALLAH KA SHUKAR HAI SARRY BUTTON KAAM KAR RAHIN HAIN.
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,
    Dil diya tha mohabbat ki nishani samajh kar,
    Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
    Khoon-E-Jiger Bhi na chora zalim ne,
    Wo Bhi pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,
    When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,
    Yahoooo.......!
    Exams ki sari taiyaari ho gayi!

    Pen

    Pencil

    Marker

    sab taiyaari hay

    Bus Parhna baqi hay...
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,
    If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,
    Mosum Ne Li Angrai Aur Hum Ne Chori Razai,
    Moungphali Se Hai Larai Icecream Hi Ghar Mein Aai,
    Coffee Se Mu Mor Liya Cold Drink Se Nata Jor Liya,
    "Happy Summer Season"
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    SARDAR:YAR TO KISI K GHR AFSOS K LIYE GAYA THA,ITNI JALDI K SE AGAYA?
    2ND SARDAR:ABAY AIK GHANTA BETHA RAHA LEKIN MAJAL HA JO KISI NE HANS KER BAT KI HO
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,
    apun ko yaad karnay ka

    apun ko phone karney ka

    apun ko sms b karne ka

    nae kia to

    to
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    to
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    to
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    darne ka nae ray

    kio k

    apun khud karey gaa
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    BTAO TOWEY PER POP KIOO UCHALTA HA?
    BATAO
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    BATAO BATAO
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    .
    SIMPLE

    TOWEY PER BAITH KER DEKH LO
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,
    Sachi hai dosti to aaye ga jawab
    Agar na aya jawab to mat hona udas
    Balance nahi hoga ghareeb k pass
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,
    A teacher lecturing on population: In PK after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.

    A student stand upand said: we must find & stop her.
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    Once a maths Teacher asked "Chintoo,
    If U have 12
    Chocolates,
    U give 4 to Ayesha,
    5 to Maryum and 3 to Asma.
    Wha will U have?"

    He replied:
    "3 new girl friends.
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    Aap ki Aankhein jheel jaisi gehri hain
    Jee chahta hai
    k
    in mein
    machhliyan chhor doon,

    ><((( ><)))
    ><))) ><)))
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    Hi dost needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...
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    SANTA:STATION TAK K KITNY PAISEY LO GEY,
    RAKHSHAWALA:10 RUPEE
    SANTA:2 RUPEE LO TO THEK HA,
    RAKHSHAWALA:2 RUPEE ME KON JATA HA AAJ KAL
    SANTA:TOO PEECHY BETH ME LE KER JATA HON-
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    din main chand sitare achey nhi lagtey,
    ab duniya k nazarey achey nhi lagtey,
    koi jaa kar kah dey hamarey mummy+papa sey,
    k ab hum kanwarey achey nahi lagtey.
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    SARDAR's WIFE: Itni raat ho gai sardar ji nahi aae. zaror kisi larki ka chakkar hai.
    SARDAR's MOTHER: Hamesha bura hi sochna kya pata kisi truck k niche aa gya ho.
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena?
    Jo iska matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena?..
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    Jab hota hai tera didar
    Dil darakta hai bar bar
    Aadat se majboor ho tum
    jane kab mang lo udhar
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    Teacher: What is the chemical formula of water?

    Student: H I J K L M N O !

    Teacher: What are you talking ?

    Student: Yesterday you told me it is H to O !!!
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    girl: can you drive with one hand.
    boy( with excitment): yes of course
    girl: then wipe your nose with other hand
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    Son to sardar~~!
    papa 5+5 kiney honde nay??
    Sardar: ideot, Nalaik, tainu kuj nae anda, ja andaron calculator le k a......
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    Teacher-Baccho waada karo ke kabhi ciggeratte aur sarab nahi piyenge.
    Bacche-nahi piyenge.
    Teacher-kabhi bhi girl ka pechha nahi karenge.
    Bacche-nahi karenge.
    Teacher-kabhi bhi girl par jumle nahi kasoge.
    Bacche-nahi kasenge.
    Teacher-Waada karo ke desh par jaan kurbaan kar denge.
    Bacche-sir Zaror karenge kayon k ab is Zindgi me rakha hi kaya hai.????
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    APAUN AK SHER BOLEGA,

    charon taraf chand phaink rela hai light,
    bole to ho gaye night.
    band karne ka tube light,
    aur soneka tight.
    BOLETO,
    "GOOD NIGHT"........
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    ~~~GOOD MORNING~~~
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    Ab kya neeche Nashta dhoond rhe ho.....
    !
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    Aik bar keh tu diya
    *~~~GOOD MORNING~~~*
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    Newtons Law of Love
    LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
    IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED
    FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...
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    hansso
    kodo
    nacho
    khilo moskrao
    dunya ki parwa na karo
    kyun k dunya janti hai pagal aisa hi karte hain
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    aj kal pakistan k halaath ki wajah se .....

    "PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"

    ka naara tabdeel ho geya hai!!!!

    new naara yeh hai.....

    "PAKISTAN SE ZINDA BHAG"
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    AGAR AP KO
    KABHI BHI MERI
    KOI BAAT
    YA KOI SMS
    BURA LAGE TO
    AP KO YE PURA HAQ
    HAI K AAP APNA
    MOBILE ZOOR
    SAY DEWAR PE
    MAR DEIN.
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,
    Wife Husband Se : Woh dekho larka mujhe smile de raha hai....

    Husband : Smile nahi de raha jab maine tumhe pehli baar dekha tha to mere bhi hansi nikal gaye thii.....
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    Tum din ko raat kaho to hum raat kahain gay,
    Tum subah ko shaam kaho to hum shaam kahain gay.
    kiyon k hum
    pagalon say behas nahi kartey
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    Pathan: Hum Nay aik aisa cheez banaya ha jiske zarye dewar ki dosri taraf dekha ja sakta hay.

    Scientist: Wo kiya cheez banaya ha tum nay?

    Pathan : "SORAKH"
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    kabhi kabhi choti choti chezi bhi taklif deti hain agr ap ko yakeen nhi hai to soi per bhet ker dhiko
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    Everybody wants
    Sum1 Special
    Sum1 Nice
    Sum1 Cute
    Sum1 Smart
    Sum1 Sweet
    Sum1 Honest
    Tabhi mai sochu.......



    Saare mujhe hi kyun
    yaad karte hain........
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    u r genius, ur mind is a master piece.It is divided into left and right.In the left part nothing is right and in right part nothing is left.
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    press down 4 ur
    "Eid Gift"
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    Plz wait
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    wait Plz
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    ALLAH tumhein Aqal de
    Aaj kya Eid hai.

    Nahi na
    To Gift kaisa
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    i m on a mission!

    mission
    Apko sudharne ka

    Naik

    Kabil

    Acha

    aur

    Sacha insan bnane ka

    In short..


    i m on,
    Mission impossible..!
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    ZqByl - Funny SMS...............

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    Walekum Salam

    Itne Saare

    Aahista Aahista Parhoon Ga
    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    lolzz

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    2m4ccw6 - Funny SMS...............

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    254311 151251481613107 100001847683469 313672 3952200 n - Funny SMS...............

    I am so lonely, broken angel
    I am so lonely, listen to my heart

    One and only, broken angel
    Come and save me, before I fall apart

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    nice one

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    wonderful !! nice sher !! thx

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    inay saryyyyyyyyyyyy.
    me na to aik para bas

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    bina parhay hi ... ...
    haters gonna hate - Funny SMS...............
    Hum Chalay Zamana Jalay
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