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    snow Law & Order

    Law of Mechanical Repair:
    After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

    Law of the Workshop:
    Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    Law of probability:
    The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

    Law of the Telephone:
    When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

    Law of the Alibi:
    If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

    Variation Law:
    If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (Works every time)

    Bath Theorem:
    When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

    Law of Close Encounters:
    The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

    Law of Biomechanics:
    The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

    Theatre Rule:
    At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

    Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
    The chances of an open-faced jelly Sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

    Law of Location:
    No matter where you go, there you are.

    Law of Logical Argument:
    Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.


    tell me how much u agree with this ????????
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    YAAR AADMI URDU MEI SHARE KERTA HAI TAA K DECISION DENE MEI AASAANI HO.
    ENGLISH.........................
    **HAPPY RAMZAN KAREEM**



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    Quote Originally Posted by true friend View Post
    KIA SOCHING???????????
    TRANSLATE KERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    **HAPPY RAMZAN KAREEM**



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    Default Re: Law & Order

    uff itna kuch.....




    bad mein akey parhti hoon

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    100 %

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    ina likhta hai kia koi
    نہ جانے ہم کہاں گم ہو چکے ہیں ....
    جو ممکن ہو -- تو ہم کو ڈهونڈ لاٶ ...

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    ab isko sara perhian kia

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    Quote Originally Posted by true friend View Post
    Law of Mechanical Repair:
    After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.

    Law of the Workshop:
    Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

    Law of probability:
    The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

    Law of the Telephone:
    When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

    Law of the Alibi:
    If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

    Variation Law:
    If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (Works every time)

    Bath Theorem:
    When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

    Law of Close Encounters:
    The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

    Law of Biomechanics:
    The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

    Theatre Rule:
    At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

    Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
    The chances of an open-faced jelly Sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

    Law of Location:
    No matter where you go, there you are.

    Law of Logical Argument:
    Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.


    tell me how much u agree with this ????????
    hahahahah
    100% agreed
    mery sath to esa hi hota hy.

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    Jub Mujhe English Aaye Gi Tub Parhoon Ga Isay
    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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