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Thread: Polling 4 Jokes comp may 2010

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    Default Polling 4 Jokes comp may 2010

    As Salam O Alikum

    is bar jokes competition mai MashALLAH say 18 logon nay hissa lia hai

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    1 Member 1 he vost cast kr sakta hai

    Koi b member apni sharing ko vote nahi day sakta

    Vote cast krnay ke last date hai 28 may 2010





    Naz


    3 Dost oxford university ke cafeteria main bethey apni feelings share kar rahe thy.


    1st : mera dil karta hai ke main bhot zaida mehnat kar ke aik kamyaab insan banu..


    2nd : main chahta hon ke social worker bun k logon ki bhalai k kaam karon.



    3rd : yaar meri aik hi khawaish hai ke uni main hangama ho or 10 din bycott ho or phir her paper

    main 8.8 din ka gap ho.



    dono doston ne use thapar mar kha kaha : "wah parhna oxford main or khawab Karachi University k."




    Zindagi

    crp85p2l8i2vdg9jswh - Polling 4 Jokes comp may 2010


    Haya


    34y4nwl - Polling 4 Jokes comp may 2010
    Last edited by EaGlE; 21-05-2010 at 04:32 PM.

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes comp may 2010

    WorthLess


    It's Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right at center ice.

    He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there.

    Neighbor: "No" says the neighbor. "The seat is empty."

    Man: "This is incredible". "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Stanley Cup and not use it?"

    Neighbor: "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Stanley Cup we haven't been to together since we got married."

    Man: "Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. That's terrible... But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?" The man shakes his head.

    Neighbor: "No,” he says. “They're all at the funeral."



    O.o Ashi o.O


    punjabi : humnE Ek aisi AdvancEd chEEz banayi hai jis k zariYE aap dEEwar k aar paar dEkh saktaY hain.

    Angrez : what's that thing ?

    punjabi : mOuri (hOle)




    EaGlE


    Biwi shihor se: Aj ap Office se jaldi ksay a gaye?



    Shohr: Achanak meray boss ko ghussa a gaya or bola k jahanum mai jao. mai foran utha or tumharay pass chala aya.




    Shaan

    2 aurtaian 1 tree k neeche baithi kafi dair se batain kar rahi thin k achanak tree se 1 aam ( mango ) gira
    ..
    ..
    pahli aurat ....ye aam kaise gira...?

    dosri aurat... kuch bolne hi wali thi k....

    aam (mango ) khud haath joor kar bola
    ..
    puk gaya hon main tum dono ki batain sun sun k

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    MJKT

    Pathan Rishte k liye Tasweer Khichwane raha tha

    Peeche ghada bhi agaya Tasweer main

    Pathan ne ye likh kar tasweer bheji

    Hum Ulta hath ki taraf hai...



    Loving Irfan

    Sardar:
    oye mobile bill kitna hai?

    Call centre gal:
    sir just dial 123 to know ur current bill status.

    Sardar:
    abay stupid current ka nahi mobile ka


    Ikram Ullah


    karachi ma muqtadra qomi zaban ka ijlas ho raha tha .Governing body k member pari shan khtak k us ijlas ma sharkat k lia islambad sa ana tha.inhy lana k lia aik pathan in parh k airport pa bahja gia .wo pari shan khatk k name ki takhtee uthay bari dar sa wait kr rha tha.jahaz ki amad ma takheer ho gy wo kafi parshan tha.itna ma pari shan khtak utry ur apna name ki takhtee prh ka us ka pas ay ur kha me pari shan ho. pathan driver ghusy ma jawab dia o khacha jao apna kam kro hum khod bhot pri shan hooooo.



    Mishaal


    PathAn Ghalti Se Samunder main GIr Gaya..
    Doobtay Doobtay uskay haath main machli ayi..
    Usay Pakar Kar Bahar Pheka aur Bola:

    ''Jaa Tu Tu Apni Jaan Bacha Lay..''



    Seven Tiles


    Maa:Beta America Say Meray Liye Jawan Honay Wali Dawi Bhajna.
    Betay Nay America Say Capsol Bhajay Or Kaha 1 Say Zaida Nahi Khana
    Jub Beta America Say Wapis Aaya To Daikha Ka Ghar Ma 1 Khubsurat
    Larki Ghoom Rahi Hay

    Beta:Tum Kon Ho?

    Ma Teri Maa Hon

    Beta:Abba Kahan Han

    Maa:Unho Nay 2 Kha Liye Thay Wo
    Jhoolay Ma So Rahay Han


    OnlyYurs

    Sardar:Yaar mujhay safar main neend nai atti

    Pathan:Koi baat nahin tum Rabi-ul-Awal main soa jaya karoo

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes comp may 2010

    Kiran Zamaan


    Pathan ki flight main tabiat ghrab ho gae to air hostess ny pucha:

    "R U Sick and Suffering from Fever?"

    Pathan Replies:

    "No I'm Muslman and suffering from Peshawar"



    Lovejeddah94


    JOKE03 - Polling 4 Jokes comp may 2010



    Rano


    A dog fell in love with a cat.

    But dog's parents refused cat.

    Guess why?

    They have a solid reason.

    Larki to munchoo wali hai...




    3vil sOul


    1 sardar doosre se

    " main aur meri girlfriend shaadi ker rahe hain"

    Dosra

    "Wow! shaadi kab hai.......?"

    Sardar

    "Meri 7 oct. ko or uski 13 nov. ko"


    Sheem


    اسے ایک ہزار روپے دے گا وہ اسے جنت کا ٹکٹ دے گا۔ جواب مےں لوگوں نے اس کے پاس بے تحاشا پیسے بھیجے۔ ایک دن وہ اپنے کمرے میں دولت کا حساب کر رہا تھا کہ کھڑکی سے ایک شخص داخل ہوا اور ریوالور نکال کر بولا، ”خبردار ساری دولت میرے حوالے کر دو ورنہ.... اگر تم نے مجھے لوٹا تو سیدھا جہنم میں جا ؤ گے۔“دھوکے باز نے کہا۔” ناممکن!“ وہ شخص مسکرا کر بولا۔ ” میں نے پہلے ہی تم سے جنت کا ٹکٹ خرید رکھا ہے۔

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes comp may 2010

    MASHALLAh ronaq lagi hai is baar,,

    yaqeenan decision lena aasaan nahiin hoga bcoz main first time yahan vote karungi

    again read karti hun sab then decide karti hon kis ko vote karna ahi..
    Alhamdullilah

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes comp may 2010

    yuM yuM aik buhut hi mazeydara se joke ko vote de diya..

    all the best all..........
    Alhamdullilah

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes comp may 2010

    Voted To Sheem
    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes comp may 2010

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes comp may 2010

    chal Mishaal u ka joke kisi kay pait main nahiin gaya:au:
    Alhamdullilah

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes comp may 2010

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    Yahi Dastoor-E-ulfat Hai,Nammi Ankhon,
    Mein Le Kar Bhi,

    Sabhi Se Kehna Parta Hai,K Mera Haal,
    Behter Hai...!!


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