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    Default Jokes Competition June 2010

    As Salam O Alikum Doston

    Is month kay jokes competition k sath main phir hazir hun


    Is month aap sab ne Mehman,Mezban per Jokes share karne hain





    Rules:


    1-Ek member ek hi joke share kar sakta hai

    2-Edit ki huwi post accept nahi ki jaye gi

    3-Jokes share karne ki last date 21 June 2010 hai


    Aap sab kay jokes ka intezar rahega.

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    Walekum Salam

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    Memon Sheikh Mehman Se:
    Aur Sunao!
    Thanda Piyo Gy Ya Garam?

    Mehman:
    Thanda Or Garam Dono!

    Sheikh:
    Begum Aik Glass Freezar Se Or
    Aik Glass Geezar Se Pani Le Ao!


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    Default Re: Jokes Competition June 2010

    Ghar aaye mehman ne ruksat hote waqt mezban ke bete ko 100 ruppe ka note diya”lo beta magar ise souch samaj ke kharch karna”tum ne suna hi ho ga ke bewakofon ke pas rupia therta hi nahi” “jee han uncle”bache ne sanjedgi se sir halaya or phir note lehrate hoye bola”jese ye aap ke pas nahi tehra”.

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition June 2010

    aik bin bulaya mehmaan janey kaa naam nahiin le raha tha

    akhir aik din tang akar mezbaan ne kaha :
    ''apkey biwi bache apko yaad ker rahe honge''

    Mehmaan: wah khoob yaad dilaya..mein unko bhi phone ker ke yahan bula leta hun
    Alhamdullilah

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition June 2010

    aik kanjoos ka ghar mehmaan aye..
    kanjoos maizban ki bevi nay kaha
    jaye bahar say kuch lay aye
    kanjoos maizbaan bahar gaya
    or un kay liye taxi lay kar a gaya..!




    Yahi Dastoor-E-ulfat Hai,Nammi Ankhon,
    Mein Le Kar Bhi,

    Sabhi Se Kehna Parta Hai,K Mera Haal,
    Behter Hai...!!


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    2 mehmaan kisi k han gaye.. !!

    maizbaan ne aik mehmaan se poocha k kia len gy ap?

    mehmaan: Doodh patti k ooper malaayi ki chaht ho..

    2sry mehmaan ne mehsoos kia k esa nai kehna chahiye tha..

    maizbaan ne 2sry se poocha:
    wo bola,"aadha glass paani lein,us mein aadha glass paani r daal kr mix kr den.. me paani zara patla kar k peeta hn
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    Default Re: Jokes Competition June 2010

    Mehmaan jatey hue bola :
    bht sukriya mera yahan bht acha waqt guzra ,,mere kuch sar main bhi dard tha wo ab bilkul theek hogaya hai.

    Mezban :
    wo dard ab mere sar main muntaqil hochuka hai.


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    ..!!


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    Sardar k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy: Sardar: Thanda peo ge ya Garam? Mehman: Thanda. Sardar: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi? Mehmaan: Pepsi Sardar: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me? Mehmaan: Glass me. Sardar: Saada glass ma ya design wala? Mehmaan: Design wala. Sardar: Lines wala ya flowers wala. Mehman: Flowers wala. Sardar: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala. Mehman: Chambeli wala. Sardar: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.
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    Default Re: Jokes Competition June 2010

    Once there was a Gujar,
    He was cutting shatalaa with daatri
    He saw a wadda sara sapp,
    He began to cry bachao bachao I am maring,
    Then his piyoo take a sota and kill the sapp,
    When o gaya qreeb, they saw that was not a sapp
    that was a kala rassa.

    Moral:
    "Annay wah rola nahi paida."

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    Re: Jokes Competition June 2010

    1st Pathan: Yeh Mera Mehman Hey
    2nd Pathan: Nahin, Yeh Pehle Mere Pas aai thi is liye yeh mera mehman hey.
    1st pathan: agar tum apna zid nahin choregi to hum is mehaman ko goli maregi.
    Mehman: Khan sahab mujhe bachao nahin to yeh mejhe jan se mar dega
    2nd patahan Bhalle goli mar de, yeh mera ek mehaman maregi hum is ka 2 mehaman maregi
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