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  • Muhammad Sajid

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  • Naz

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  • Mishaal

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  • Seven Tiles

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  • Arslan

    4 26.67%
  • ~Loving Irfan~

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  • lovejeddah94

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  • Shaan

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Thread: Polling 4 Jokes comp June 2010

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    Default Polling 4 Jokes comp June 2010

    As Salam O Alikum


    Is bat hamaray jokes k competition mai 9 logon nay hissa lia hai


    Muhammad Sajid


    Memon Sheikh Mehman Se:
    Aur Sunao!
    Thanda Piyo Gy Ya Garam?

    Mehman:
    Thanda Or Garam Dono!

    Sheikh:
    Begum Aik Glass Freezar Se Or
    Aik Glass Geezar Se Pani Le Ao!


    NAZ

    Ghar aaye mehman ne ruksat hote waqt mezban ke bete ko 100 ruppe ka note diyalo beta magar ise souch samaj ke kharch karnatum ne suna hi ho ga ke bewakofon ke pas rupia therta hi nahi jee han unclebache ne sanjedgi se sir halaya or phir note lehrate hoye bolajese ye aap ke pas nahi tehra.



    Mishaal

    aik bin bulaya mehmaan janey kaa naam nahiin le raha tha

    akhir aik din tang akar mezbaan ne kaha :
    ''apkey biwi bache apko yaad ker rahe honge''

    Mehmaan: wah khoob yaad dilaya..mein unko bhi phone ker ke yahan bula leta hun



    Seven Tiles

    aik kanjoos ka ghar mehmaan aye..
    kanjoos maizban ki bevi nay kaha
    jaye bahar say kuch lay aye
    kanjoos maizbaan bahar gaya
    or un kay liye taxi lay kar a gaya..!


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    Arslan

    2 mehmaan kisi k han gaye.. !!

    maizbaan ne aik mehmaan se poocha k kia len gy ap?

    mehmaan: Doodh patti k ooper malaayi ki chaht ho..

    2sry mehmaan ne mehsoos kia k esa nai kehna chahiye tha..

    maizbaan ne 2sry se poocha:
    wo bola,"aadha glass paani lein,us mein aadha glass paani r daal kr mix kr den.. me paani zara patla kar k peeta hn


    ~Loving Irfan~

    Mehmaan jatey hue bola :
    bht sukriya mera yahan bht acha waqt guzra ,,mere kuch sar main bhi dard tha wo ab bilkul theek hogaya hai.

    Mezban :
    wo dard ab mere sar main muntaqil hochuka hai.



    Lovejeddah94

    Sardar k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy: Sardar: Thanda peo ge ya Garam? Mehman: Thanda. Sardar: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi? Mehmaan: Pepsi Sardar: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me? Mehmaan: Glass me. Sardar: Saada glass ma ya design wala? Mehmaan: Design wala. Sardar: Lines wala ya flowers wala. Mehman: Flowers wala. Sardar: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala. Mehman: Chambeli wala. Sardar: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.

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    Shaan

    1st Pathan: Yeh Mera Mehman Hey
    2nd Pathan: Nahin, Yeh Pehle Mere Pas aai thi is liye yeh mera mehman hey.
    1st pathan: agar tum apna zid nahin choregi to hum is mehaman ko goli maregi.
    Mehman: Khan sahab mujhe bachao nahin to yeh mejhe jan se mar dega
    2nd patahan Bhalle goli mar de, yeh mera ek mehaman maregi hum is ka 2 mehaman maregi


    ~*Rano*~

    1 shaikh sahab k ghar 1 faqir aya
    or bola: main Allah ka mahman hon
    Shaikh Sahab ne kuch dyer us ko dekha
    or phir us ka hath pakar kar masjid main lay gaya
    or bola: yeh Allah ka ghar hai

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes comp June 2010

    Voted To Shaan
    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes comp June 2010

    voted..........
    Alhamdullilah

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes comp June 2010

    voted

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    Hum kya hain

    Hmari Muhabatayn kya hain
    kya chahtay hain
    kya patay hain..

    -Umera Ahmad (Peer-e-Kamil)


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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes comp June 2010

    Voted
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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