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    Default Jokes Competition July 2010

    As Salam O Alikum Doston

    Is month kay jokes competition k sath main phir hazir hun


    Is month aap sab ko SCHOOl per Jokes share karne hain





    Rules:


    1-Ek member ek hi joke share kar sakta hai

    2-Edit ki huwi post accept nahi ki jaye gi

    3-Jokes share karne ki last date 21 July 2010 hai


    Aap sab kay jokes ka intezar rahega.

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    walaikumassalam

    Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together.

    I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

    Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. :-)

    *~*~*~*ღ*~*~*~**~*~*~*ღ*~*~*~*

    2m4ccw6 - Jokes Competition July 2010

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    Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
    Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

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    i'll share sOon !
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    like karlo
    kOi bhEE aisa lamha nahi. . .
    jismEin mEre tU hOta nahi.

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    Teacher to Student:

    Batao India ka Jhanda Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?


    Student : (Bohat Dair Sochny k Baad):


    Hawa Main. :-)
    198343 196670793697111 5932486 n - Jokes Competition July 2010


    like karlo
    kOi bhEE aisa lamha nahi. . .
    jismEin mEre tU hOta nahi.

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    Dad: Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta?
    Chintu: Teachar Ne School Mai Mara..!
    Dad: Tumne kuch Galti Ki Hogi.!!
    Chintu: Nahi dady Mai Toh Aaram se So Raha Tha..!
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    Master ji studnt se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao.
    Studnt-kutta marta haddi pe,
    bhuka marta roti pe,
    masterji tumhari do beti hai,
    par mai mrta hun choti pe.

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    Pathan bacha School main Addmition k liye

    Princepal : How do u do?

    Pathan : HAPPY BIRTHDAY to u

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    teacher...tum bare ho kar kia karo gaye.
    student...shaadi
    teacher.........maira matlab hay k kia bano gaye
    student............dulha
    teacher.........oho bhae maine poocha k kia hasil karna chaho gaye
    student............dulhan
    teacher,,...........uffo main pooch rhi hooon k aisa kia kaam karo gaye jo pehle kabhi nhi kia
    student(masoomiat se).................nikah:-o
    Alhamdullilah

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    son : Main school nahi jaaon ga
    mom: Kyon
    son: Job karon ga
    mom:4th class parh kar kya kaam karo ge?
    Son:3rd class ki larkion ko tuition parhaaon ga

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