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Thread: Polling 4 Jokes Competition July 2010

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    Default Polling 4 Jokes Competition July 2010

    As Salam O Alikum

    Is bar Jokes Competition mai 17 Members nay participate kia hai



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    Koi b member apni sharing ko vote nahi day sakta

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    Undesireable


    Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together.

    I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

    Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school.



    Gorgeous_girl


    Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.
    Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.



    O.o Ashi o.O

    Teacher to Student:

    Batao India ka Jhanda Sab se Pehle Kahan Lehraya Gaya?


    Student : (Bohat Dair Sochny k Baad):


    Hawa Main. :-)




    EaGlE


    Dad: Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta?
    Chintu: Teachar Ne School Mai Mara..!
    Dad: Tumne kuch Galti Ki Hogi.!!
    Chintu: Nahi dady Mai Toh Aaram se So Raha Tha..!



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    Rabi


    Master ji studnt se bole koi ashiqi wala sher sunao.
    Studnt-kutta marta haddi pe,
    bhuka marta roti pe,
    masterji tumhari do beti hai,
    par mai mrta hun choti pe.


    NAZ

    Pathan bacha School main Addmition k liye

    Princepal : How do u do?

    Pathan : HAPPY BIRTHDAY to u



    Mishaal


    teacher...tum bare ho kar kia karo gaye.
    student...shaadi
    teacher.........maira matlab hay k kia bano gaye
    student............dulha
    teacher.........oho bhae maine poocha k kia hasil karna chaho gaye
    student............dulhan
    teacher,,...........uffo main pooch rhi hooon k aisa kia kaam karo gaye jo pehle kabhi nhi kia
    student(masoomiat se).................nikah:-o



    Paras


    son : Main school nahi jaaon ga
    mom: Kyon
    son: Job karon ga
    mom:4th class parh kar kya kaam karo ge?
    Son:3rd class ki larkion ko tuition parhaaon ga

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    S_K_PRINCESS

    One day little Jenny came home from school, and said to her
    mother, "Mummy, today in school I was punished for something that
    I didn't do."

    The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible Jenny dear! I'm going
    to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was
    it that you didn't do?"

    Little Jenny replied, "My homework."


    Lovejeddah94


    class mai larkon ki shararat se tang aakar ustaad ne umhay seedha lait kar cycle ki tarha taangain chalanay k liye kaha.aik larka thori dair chalanay k baad ruk gaya.
    ustaad ne daanta to us ne kaha: Sir meri chain utar gai hai


    Seven Tiles

    Aik Bacha School Dair Say Pohancha To Teacher Nay Kaha.

    "Tumhain Maloom Hona Chaheya Ka School 8 Bajay Shroo Hota Hay".

    Bachay Nay Jowab Diya"Teacher!Waqat Ki Pabandi Bay Had Zarori Hay
    App Mera Intazar Kiye Bagair Parhana Shro Kar Diya Karain"



    Ranii

    In bio practical:

    Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?

    Sardar: I don't know.

    Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?

    Sardar: See my legs & tell my name.
    Last edited by EaGlE; 23-07-2010 at 03:57 PM.

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    Haya

    بچہ استاد سے:سر گاندھی جی کے سر پہ بال کیوں نہ تھے
    استاد:بیٹا ذہین لوگوں کے سر پر کم بال ہوتے ہیں۔
    بچہ:اچھا اسی لئیے لڑکیوں کے بال اتنے لمبے ہوتے ہیں۔



    ~Loving Irfan~


    Bete ka school report card dekh kar bap ne gussay se garajtey hwe kaha:
    Khuyda ki panah... ye result hai tumhara?... Bees (20) bacchon ki class main tum aakhri number par aye ho... is se bura result mene aaj tk nhi dekha.

    Beta masuumyat se:
    Abbu kya hamen Khuda ka shukar ada nhi karna chahye k class main 20 se ziada bacchay nhi thay?


    Madiha Marrium

    Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4, what is 4+4?


    Student: That's not fair!




    You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!



    Choti Rani

    Class mein teacher ne kaha jo stupid hai wo khara ho jay

    ik bacha khara ho gya

    Teacher:
    Tum stupid ho??

    Student:
    Nhi! Ap akeli khari theen to mujhe acha ni laga


    Smart_Boy

    Boy! school me gadha le aya
    Miss: Ye gadha kyun laye ho?
    Miss ap hi to kehti hen k mene bare bare gadho ko insan bnaya ha
    to mene socha k kuch iska b bhla ho jaye.

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition July 2010

    voted........

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition July 2010

    S K Princess and Paras joke is same

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition July 2010

    voted




    Yahi Dastoor-E-ulfat Hai,Nammi Ankhon,
    Mein Le Kar Bhi,

    Sabhi Se Kehna Parta Hai,K Mera Haal,
    Behter Hai...!!


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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Competition July 2010

    voted

    8bffd51cd2705b99335ce635a13dbb09 zps81c9bfed - Polling 4 Jokes Competition July 2010

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    voted
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    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    closed
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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