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    Default Jokes Competition August 2010

    As Salam O Alikum Doston

    Is month kay jokes competition k sath main phir hazir hun


    Is month aap sab ko Rain/Barish per Jokes share karne hain





    Rules:


    1-Ek member ek hi joke share kar sakta hai

    2-Edit ki huwi post accept nahi ki jaye gi

    3-Jokes share karne ki last date 21 August 2010 hai


    Aap sab kay jokes ka intezar rahega.

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition August 2010

    Aik bar 1 shaks khirki (window) mai khara tha to dekha k us ka dost barish mai bhagta hoa a raha hai to us shaks nay kaha aray mian ALLAH ke rehmat se bach kr kahan bhagay ja rahy ho ye sun kr us nay bhagna chor dia or bheeg gaya



    kuch arsay bad wohi shaks barish mai bhagta hoa a raha tha or us ka dost khirki se dekh raha tha us nay kaha aray ab tum q ALLAH ke rehmat se bhag rahay ho


    Us shaks nay jawab dia: to tum kia chatay ho ALLAH ke rehmat meray paoun k nechay ajaye

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition August 2010

    Baap(betey se): Bahar ja k daikho badal saaf hai k nai..?

    Beta bahar gya r thori dair bad aa kar bola : "Abba Jee Barish ki waja se me badal nai daikh saka"

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    Poetry ki form main jokes bhej saktay hain?

    poetry ki form main jokes bhaij sktay hain?

    joke poetry ki form main bhej skty hain?
    254311 151251481613107 100001847683469 313672 3952200 n - Jokes Competition August 2010

    I am so lonely, broken angel
    I am so lonely, listen to my heart

    One and only, broken angel
    Come and save me, before I fall apart

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition August 2010

    Boy,
    Barish ki
    Bondun mein
    Teri yaad atii hay

    Sawan k Mausm mein Teri yaad Ati hay

    Girl, Drama na kar Mujhe yaad hayTeri Chatri Wapis Deni hai



    3297731y763i7owcz zps9ed156a3 - Jokes Competition August 2010

    MAY OUR COUNTRY PROGRESS IN EVERYWHERE AND IN EVERYTHING SO THAT THE WHOLE WORLD SHOULD HAVE PROUD ON US
    PAKISTAN ZINDABAD











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    Default Re: Jokes Competition August 2010

    nice joke.........
    Last edited by *BrOkeN AngeL*; 05-08-2010 at 09:39 AM.
    254311 151251481613107 100001847683469 313672 3952200 n - Jokes Competition August 2010

    I am so lonely, broken angel
    I am so lonely, listen to my heart

    One and only, broken angel
    Come and save me, before I fall apart

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition August 2010

    Aik Adami Barish Kay Doran Chatri Hath May Liye Sarak
    Par Ja Raha Tha.Is Ki Chatri Ma Kafi Bara Sa Aik Surakh Tha
    Aik Or Admi Nay Usay Rook Kar Kaha.
    "Bhai Sahab App Ki Chatri Ma Surakh Hay"
    Chatri Wala Bola.
    "Ji Janab Mujhay Maloom Hay Kun Ka
    Ya Surakh Ma Nay Khud Kiya Hay"
    Dosra Admi Heran Ho Kar Bola
    "Wo Kun Janab"
    Jawab Mila.
    "Ta kay Mujhay Ya Maloom Ho Jaye
    Ka Barish Ruk Gai Hay Ya Nahi"




    Yahi Dastoor-E-ulfat Hai,Nammi Ankhon,
    Mein Le Kar Bhi,

    Sabhi Se Kehna Parta Hai,K Mera Haal,
    Behter Hai...!!


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    Default Re: Jokes Competition August 2010

    nice joke.

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition August 2010

    Gosh, it’’s raining cats and dogs, said Fred looking out of the kitchen window. “I know,” said his mother. “I’ve just stepped in a poodle!”
    254311 151251481613107 100001847683469 313672 3952200 n - Jokes Competition August 2010

    I am so lonely, broken angel
    I am so lonely, listen to my heart

    One and only, broken angel
    Come and save me, before I fall apart

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition August 2010


    Toofani barish mein rat ko, shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya

    SHOPKEEPER:
    Aap married hain?

    Aadmi gussay se:
    Is tofani barish mein kia meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?



    8bffd51cd2705b99335ce635a13dbb09 zps81c9bfed - Jokes Competition August 2010

    ..!!


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