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    Default Funny Poetry Comp August 2010

    As Salam O Alikum


    Is bar ap logon ko Internet per funny poetry share krni hain






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    Competition mai post krnay ke last date hai 21-08-2010


    Aik member aik he potery share kr sakta hai


    Edit ke hoi post polling mai shamil nahi kr jaye ge


    Aik jsi post mai wo post count ke jaye ge jo pehlay ke gai ho

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    Default Re: Funny Poetry Comp August 2010

    kehta hai dil her pal Internet Internet
    Raaton ko jagata hai yeh Internet INTERNET
    Yaadon main ata hai yeh INternet Internet
    hosh nahi hia khane pene ka
    bhoka piyasa marta hai yeh Internet Internet
    kahon kiya ab main tum se
    zindagi hia meri Internet Internet

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    Default Re: Funny Poetry Comp August 2010

    Daddy Internet Laga Dein

    Dil Ka Connection Miladein
    Daddy Internet Laga Dein
    Mujhe Aaya Mail Dostoun Ka
    Kab Lagay Ga Itna Bata Dein

    Homework Pura Hota Nahi
    Raat Ko Mein Sota Nahi
    Jab Mood Ho Parhai Ka
    Homework Koi Hota Nahi.

    Net Bhi Hai Kamaal Cheez
    Bas Aati Ho Agar Chalani Keys
    Waisay To Bohot Hai Kaam Is Kay
    Par Chatting Pe Lagti Nahi Fees.

    Aap Kehte Hain Mein Shor Machaon Ga
    Try Karo Mein Naraz Na Kar Paon Ga
    Mein God Promise Karta Hun
    Net Aap Ke Saunay Ke Baad Lagaun Ga.

    Saheli Nahi MeriHaan Dost Hi Hotay Hain
    Who Saray Ke Saray School Mein Hi Sotay Hain
    Raat To Guzarti Hai Net Par Typing Kartay
    Subha Bhi Chat Room Mein Hi Hotay Hain.

    Ladkian Bhi Kamaal Hoti Hain
    Ghar Pe Apni Misaal Hoti Hain
    Saara Kaam Khatam Karkay
    Das Bajay Saday Naal Hoti Hain.

    Ab To Mujhe Internet Lagadein
    Meri Bhi Mauj Karadein
    Mein Bhi Dhondta Hun Cyber Bahoo
    Daddy Internet Laga Dein

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    Default Re: Funny Poetry Comp August 2010

    Aath anay ka internet Aath anay ka card
    Chal meri company chala internet card
    Net ki pehli gali
    Pehli gali may hotmail milii
    Hotmail say tawanai na milii
    Yahoo bahan ronay lagi
    Rotay rotay poetry perhi
    Portry perhi to bhok lagi
    Bhok lagi to khana nahi
    Hotmail ka nana nahi
    Sachay sachay jaein gay
    Hotmail ki dulhan laein gay
    Hotmail ki dulhan kali
    So virus walii
    Aik virus net ko laga
    Aur hotmail disconnect hua
    Bus yunhi hotmail ka hard attack hua

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    Default Re: Funny Poetry Comp August 2010

    Nit naye shoq bhar na jaye kahin
    Saas zalim Mukar na jaye kahin

    Na mila kr Modern logon se
    Tughay internet ka bhoot char na jaye kahin

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    شادی سے پہلے
    لڑکیاں بھی خوب کام کرتی ہیں
    گزرتے ہوئے ہمیں سلام کرتی ہیں

    خود چلاتی ہیں نظروں کے تیر
    اور پھر ہمیں کو بدنام کرتی ہیں

    دوستی کرنا تو شوق ہے ان کا
    محبتیں تو برائے نام کرتی ہیں

    شادی کے بعد
    غلطی سے اگر کرلو ان سے شادی
    دیکھنا تمہارا کیا انجام کرتی ہیں

    شوہروں سے کراتی ہیں گھر کاکام
    اور خود بیٹھ کر آرام کرتی ہیں

    حکم چلتا ہے گھر میں ان کا
    شوہروں کو اپنا غلام کرتی ہیں

    ہم تو صرف منہ دھوتے ہیں ایک بار
    وہ اپنا میک اپ صبح شام کرتی ہیں

    ہم بیوی کی برائی چھپ کرکرتے ہیں
    اور وہ ہماری برائی کھلے عام کرتی ہیں

    Last edited by EaGlE; 06-08-2010 at 04:05 PM.

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    Default Re: Funny Poetry Comp August 2010

    lolzzzzzzz.gr8 work usman bhai...
    254311 151251481613107 100001847683469 313672 3952200 n - Funny Poetry Comp August 2010

    I am so lonely, broken angel
    I am so lonely, listen to my heart

    One and only, broken angel
    Come and save me, before I fall apart

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    Default Re: Funny Poetry Comp August 2010

    nd plzz bhai apna avatar change kr lain kindly.thank u
    254311 151251481613107 100001847683469 313672 3952200 n - Funny Poetry Comp August 2010

    I am so lonely, broken angel
    I am so lonely, listen to my heart

    One and only, broken angel
    Come and save me, before I fall apart

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    Default Re: Funny Poetry Comp August 2010

    ♥As Salam O Alaikum!♥
    ♥Khairiat Mojud ba khariat matloob♥

    When Sarah Surfs the Internet

    When Sarah surfs the Internet
    she starts by checking mail.
    She answers all her messages
    from friends in great detail.

    She plays a game, or maybe two,
    and watches a cartoon,
    then chats with kids in places
    like Rwanda and Rangoon.

    She reads about her favorite bands.
    She buys an MP3.
    She downloads movie trailers
    and she looks for stuff for free.

    She reads about celebrities
    and dreams of wealth and fame,
    then watches music videos
    and plays another game.

    If you should say, "Your time is up.
    I need to use the Net,"
    she always whines, "I haven't got
    my homework finished yet!"
    --Kenn Nesbitt

    ♥A smile is the universal welcome♥
    Last edited by Ruby Ahmed; 16-08-2010 at 08:16 PM.

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    Default Re: Funny Poetry Comp August 2010

    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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