Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.
پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا