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    Default Jokes Competition Sept 2010

    As Salam O Alikum


    Is bar ap logon ko Sheikh per Jokes share karnay hain






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    Competition mai post krnay ke last date hai 21-09-2010


    Aik member aik he Joke share kr sakta hai


    Edit ke hoi post polling mai shamil nahi kr jaye ge


    Aik jsi post mai wo post count ke jaye ge jo pehlay ke gai ho



    Ap sab ke Sharing ka intizar rahay ga

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Sept 2010

    ek perfum wala ...perfum ly lo bhai perfume ly lo... ek sheikh sahib bolay ... bhai zara sasta sa perfume dena..perfume wala bola ..kitny tak ka ,,sheikh sahib bolay..5 rupee wala.. perfume wala jal k bola.... sheikh sahib ,, meri baghal mein ungli dy k soongh lo

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Sept 2010

    Quote Originally Posted by Sassi View Post
    ek perfum wala ...perfum ly lo bhai perfume ly lo... ek sheikh sahib bolay ... bhai zara sasta sa perfume dena..perfume wala bola ..kitny tak ka ,,sheikh sahib bolay..5 rupee wala.. perfume wala jal k bola.... sheikh sahib ,, meri baghal mein ungli dy k soongh lo


    W salaamz

    ok i will try to share

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Sept 2010

    A Sheikhs son goes to Germany for study.
    A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying:

    Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Im a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train.

    Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar cheque saying:

    Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too..


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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Sept 2010

    Sheikh 2 worker:Tumne is saal
    Mehnat se kam kia,
    Is liye 5000 ka Bonus
    Cheque de raha Hon,
    Agar isi Tara kam karo ge to agle saal is par sign kardunga.

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Sept 2010

    sheikh (student of 3 class) to teacher : Miss, mE kO apsE shadi karni hai...

    tEacher : mujhE bachOn sE sakht Nafrat hai !!

    sheikh : mEin dhaYan rakhoOn ga ki bachaY na hOon... :shy:

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Sept 2010

    Sheikh k ghar guest aaey.bivi ne kaha.jao mehmano k liay kuch le kar aao
    sheikh bahar gaya aur TAXI car le aya

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Sept 2010

    1 Sheikh 4th floor se neeche gira

    Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha to chilla ke bola

    MERE ROTI NAHE PAKANA!


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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Sept 2010

    1 SHEIKH Dozak Me Tha

    Kisi Ne Pucha:
    'Aray Bhai SHEIKH to Pakke Namazi or Momin Hoty Hain
    Aap yhan Kese?


    SHEIKH Bola:
    Jannat Me Ghar Mila Tha kiraye Pe De Dia
    Last edited by Killer; 02-09-2010 at 12:36 AM.

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition Sept 2010



    Ek faqeer ne Sheikh K Ghar Ka Darwaza khatkhtaya,
    Or bola meray Pass Khanay ko Aata Nahi Hai.
    Sheikh :Acha mujhay pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon.

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