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    Default Funny poetry competition Sept 2010

    As Salam O Alikum


    Is bar ap logon ko Biwi,Begum per funny poetry share krni hain






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    Competition mai post krnay ke last date hai 21-09-2010


    Aik member aik he potery share kr sakta hai


    Edit ke hoi post polling mai shamil nahi kr jaye ge


    Aik jsi post mai wo post count ke jaye ge jo pehlay ke gai ho



    Ap sab ke Sharing ka intizar rahay ga

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    Default Re: Funny poetry competition Sept 2010

    mazahiyashairi27qm7 - Funny poetry competition Sept 2010

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    2j4zn76 - Funny poetry competition Sept 2010

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    Jab se begum ne mujhe murga bana rakha hai
    MaiN ne nazrooN ki tarha sir bhi jhuka rakha hai
    Bartano! Aaj merey sir pe barastey kyoN ho
    MaiN ne tum ko to hamesha se dhula rakha hai
    Pehley Belen ne banaya tha merey sir pe Ghomer
    aur ab Chimtey ne mera gaal saja rakha hai
    Sarey kaprey to jala daley haiN begum ne
    tan chupaney ko Banyan phata rakha hai
    Wahi Dunya maiN muqadder ka Sikander yahaN Tehra
    Jis ne khod ko abhi Shaadi se bacha rakha hai
    Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi haNs ker Nasir
    Maar khaney maiN bhi Qudrat ne maza rakha ha

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    Default Re: Funny poetry competition Sept 2010

    Biwi ko Apni Palko pe Bitha lo.
    .
    De k Khushi uske saray Ghum Chura lo.
    .
    Pyaar Aisa karo k sab dekhte reh jaaen.
    .
    Parrosan bhi aa k kahe "Mujhe Apni Biwi Bana lo."
    254311 151251481613107 100001847683469 313672 3952200 n - Funny poetry competition Sept 2010

    I am so lonely, broken angel
    I am so lonely, listen to my heart

    One and only, broken angel
    Come and save me, before I fall apart

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    Begum ko jo hara sake shohar mein dum nahi
    Paas hai uske belan, aur bartaan bhi kum nahi

    Kassie karega mukabala uss nagin se nalyaak?
    Use aate hai fareb sabhi, tere paas koi fun nahi

    Jisne bhi uthaya usko, samjho apni jaan se gaya
    Chupi Hoti hai gunghat mein dayain, dulhan nahi

    Adataan jab ho jati hai rang-e-surk uski ankhein
    Goya ke dafataan ruk jati hai bas dhadkan wahi

    Haal jo phuche koi apna to sir jukha kar kehte hai
    Hai bas zindgi mein gum-e-begum, aur gum nahi

    Purane din hawa huye, ab to yeh farman hai
    :Jo sir na phOr de apne shohar ka, woh begum nahi:

    Last edited by O.o Ashi o.O; 03-09-2010 at 04:28 PM. Reason: sorry i'vE edited bcOz... i pOsted the same pOem as HamXa
    198343 196670793697111 5932486 n - Funny poetry competition Sept 2010


    like karlo
    kOi bhEE aisa lamha nahi. . .
    jismEin mEre tU hOta nahi.

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    Default Re: Funny poetry competition Sept 2010

    Aashi and Hamza Same sharing

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    Default Re: Funny poetry competition Sept 2010

    Quote Originally Posted by پاکستانی View Post
    Aashi and Hamza Same sharing
    yeah but ab kia ho ga pehlay tou main nay share ki hayk

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    Default Re: Funny poetry competition Sept 2010

    okiE edited !
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    like karlo
    kOi bhEE aisa lamha nahi. . .
    jismEin mEre tU hOta nahi.

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    Default Re: Funny poetry competition Sept 2010

    chupke chupke rat din uska bartan manjvana yaad hai
    humko ab tak kaprey doney ka woh Zamana yaad hai

    dopeher ki dhoop mein kaprey sukhaney ke liye
    woh mera kothey pe bhi nangey paoon jana yaad hai

    Aa gaya jab sunday ki shab bhi kabhi zikr-e-shopping
    woh mera meri biwi se, ATM card chupana yaad hai

    saas sasur ki doston ab kya sunaon dastaan
    susraal na janey ka mujhey har ik bahana yaad hai


    dekh liya jab bhi kabhi rastey mein kisi dusri ladki ko
    Biwi ke gussey ko dekh ker mera tartharana yaad hai

    waqt-e-rukhsat office, Ab bhi yaad aata hai Mujhay
    biwi ke purse se car ki chabi churana yaad hai

    second show dekh kar woh mera raat ko ghar der say Ana
    Biwi ka gussay se darwaza na kholna yaad hai

    Jub Kabhi Itifaqan taway pey roti jal janay per
    woh mera tere belan se sir phurwana yaad hai

    Jub kabhi tuj se teree umar poochnay per woh tera duppatay mein
    Sharmana aur 34 ko 17 bata tey huey muskurana yaad hai

    Apni umar chupanay ke liye woh tera munnay ko peetna
    Aur Tujhe Mummy nahi baaji bulanay ko kehna yaad hai

    haftey baad hi muhh utha ker meikey chaley jana tera
    aur mera ghar mein jharoo pochaa lagana yaad hai

    khench lena woh tera salary ka lifafa dafataan
    aur tera beautyparlor pe woh passey urana yaad hai

    yaad hai begum ab bhi woh tera belan se mujhey peetna
    aur baad pitney ke tera woh marham lagana yaad hai

    aaye din saaley saaliyoon ka aana ghar pe mere
    woh tera unkey samney mujhey murgha banana yaad hai

    shukar hai meri shaadi nahi hui abhi
    shaadi shuda Yaroon ka woh, rona rulana yaad hai !!




    Yahi Dastoor-E-ulfat Hai,Nammi Ankhon,
    Mein Le Kar Bhi,

    Sabhi Se Kehna Parta Hai,K Mera Haal,
    Behter Hai...!!


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