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    Default Polling Of Jokes contest sep 2010



    Bht sary logon ne participate kia is bar comp.mein

    tau ab waqt hai polling ka


    Rules

    last date 28 sep. hai

    apne apko vote nai dy sakty..

    vote dyne k bad mention xroor kren..





    sassi

    ek perfum wala ...perfum ly lo bhai perfume ly lo... ek sheikh sahib bolay ... bhai zara sasta sa perfume dena..perfume wala bola ..kitny tak ka ,,sheikh sahib bolay..5 rupee wala.. perfume wala jal k bola.... sheikh sahib ,, meri baghal mein ungli dy k soongh lo


    Arslan

    A Sheikh’s son goes to Germany for study.
    A month later, he sends a letter to his dad saying:

    ” Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but I’m a bit ashamed to arrive to school with my gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train.”

    Sometime later he gets a letter from his dad with a ten million dollar cheque saying:

    “Stop embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too..“


    Seven tiles

    Sheikh 2 worker:Tumne is saal
    Mehnat se kam kia,
    Is liye 5000 ka Bonus
    Cheque de raha Hon,
    Agar isi Tara kam karo ge to agle saal is par sign kardunga.


    O.o Ashi o.O

    sheikh (student of 3 class) to teacher : Miss, mE kO apsE shadi karni hai...

    tEacher : mujhE bachOn sE sakht Nafrat hai !!

    sheikh : mEin dhaYan rakhoOn ga ki bachaY na hOon..


    Sadaf


    Sheikh k ghar guest aaey.bivi ne kaha.”jao mehmano k liay kuch le kar aao”
    sheikh bahar gaya aur TAXI car le aya…


    naz

    1 Sheikh 4th floor se neeche gira

    Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khirki main apni bivi ko roti pakatay hue dekha to chilla ke bola

    MERE ROTI NAHE PAKANA!

    Killer


    1 SHEIKH Dozak Me Tha

    Kisi Ne Pucha:
    'Aray Bhai SHEIKH to Pakke Namazi or Momin Hoty Hain
    Aap yhan Kese?


    SHEIKH Bola:
    Jannat Me Ghar Mila Tha kiraye Pe De Dia


    Hijaab


    Ek faqeer ne Sheikh K Ghar Ka Darwaza khatkhtaya,
    Or bola meray Pass Khanay ko Aata Nahi Hai.
    Sheikh :Acha mujhay pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon.


    hamza khan


    bhikari(sheikh say)sahb jee Allah kay naam pay kuch day do

    sheikh :cycle pay baitho aik jhola hi day daita hn


    suhaney_khawab


    Larki (Sheikh Larkay se): Aj mujhe kisi buhut hi expensive jaga ghuma lao…
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    Sheikh usko Petrol Pump ghuma laya !


    tanhaee


    1 Billi 1 Sheikh K Ghar Sy Roti Hoi Nikli’
    Ksi Ny Billi Sy RoNy Ki Waja Poochi
    Billi Ny Roty Hoay Jawab Diya.
    “Ik Ty MeNu Marya UttoN Mera Choowa V Kho Laya.


    bilal ahmed


    Sheikh Sent Rs.10000$

    Unsigned Cheque

    To PM’s Flood Relief Fund & Wrote.

    ” Cheque Is Unsigned Becoz,

    I Don’t Want Any Publicity..”


    Assassins


    Sheikh at shop: Bhai 1 rupy ka easy load kr do
    Shopkeeper: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms?


    Sheikh: Karna te kuch ve nai bs aiven paise uraan di adat ae…


    پاکستانی


    Aik Faqeer Sheikh Sahab k Pass aya

    FaQeer to sheikh : 10 Ruppe doo Chai Piyoo ga
    Sheikh to FaQeer : Chai tu 05 Ruppe ki ate ha
    Faqeer to sheikh : Girl Friend bhi piye ge
    Sheikh to faqeer : faQeer ne Girl Friend bhi bana li
    FaQeer to sheikh : Girl Friend ne Faqeer bana diya

    seeseaea


    Dubai ka ameer treen businessman ka accident hogya
    Usey khoon ki zaroort pari mgr us ka blood grp sawaey aik Sheikh k kisi se match na howa
    Sheikh Sahb ney khoon ki 2 bottles day deen
    Businessman ney new Mercedez Sheikh ko gift ker di

    Kuch arsey bad Businessman ka phir accident hogya or khoon ki zaroort pari
    Sheikh sahb ki khidmat lee gayein. Mgr is bar Businessman ney aik ghari gift ki
    Sheikh ney herat sey pocha pehley Mercedez or ab ghari q?
    Businessman ney jawab dia....

    " Hun sadey ch wi Sheikhan da khoon ay"

    sana sangra


    faqair to sheikh:ap kay parosi nay mujhay pait bhar kay khana kilaya hai,ap bhi kuch dein.....
    sheikh:ya lo hajmola


    LoViNg IrFaN

    Aik sheikh sahab ko current lag gya.


    Bachon ne kaha:
    aba jan ko bachao


    Sheikh sahab kehtay hain:
    “Mujhay choro, daikho bahar unit to nahi gir rahay hain??

    TariqRaheel


    ایک شیخ جہاز میں سفر کر رہا تھا
    اچانک اسے الٹی ہوگئی
    ایک ایئر ہوسٹس نے اسے شاپر لاکر دیا کہ اس میں الٹی کرلیجئے
    کچھ دیر بعد ایئر ہوسٹس آکر دیکھتی ہے کہ
    پورا جہاز الٹی کررہا ہے اور شیخ آرام سے بیٹھا ہے
    ایئر ہوسٹس شیخ سے پوچھتی ہے کہ یہ کیا ہو رہا ہے
    جواب میں شیخ معصومیت سے کہتا ہے
    میں جب شاپر میں الٹی کر رہا تھا تو یہ سب منہ بنا رہے تھے
    اس لئے میں وہ واپس پی گیا بس۔۔۔۔


    InNoCenT GiRl


    کرائے دار نے شیخ مالک مکان سے کہا: ”خدا کیلئے اس سال تو کھڑکیوں میں پٹ لگوا دیجئے۔ میں کمرے میں بیٹھتا ہوں تو تیز ہوا سے بال بکھر جاتے ہیں۔
    مالک مکان نے کرائے دار کے دیئے کرائے میں سے
    دس روپے نکال کر اس کے ہاتھ پر رکھتے ہوئے کہا۔ ” میرا اتنا خرچہ کرانے سے کیا یہ بہتر نہیں کہ آپ کسی حجام سے اپنے بال کٹوا لیں۔


    ~*Rano*~


    1 srdar ji 1 Sheikh ki barat mei gye Waha bar bar pani pesh kia ja rha tha Tang a kr sardar bola




    Galy wich pani phans gya ay Ik boti ty deo...!



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    Default Re: Polling Of Jokes contest sep 2010

    voted...
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    Default Re: Polling Of Jokes contest sep 2010

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    Default Re: Polling Of Jokes contest sep 2010

    voted

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    Default Re: Polling Of Jokes contest sep 2010

    Voted
    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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    Default Re: Polling Of Jokes contest sep 2010

    boted..

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    Default Re: Polling Of Jokes contest sep 2010

    voted....

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    Default Re: Polling Of Jokes contest sep 2010

    voted..


    Ik Muhabbat ko amar karna tha.....

    to ye socha k ..... ab bichar jaye..!!!!


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    voted..
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