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    grin Jokes Competition OCT 2010



    jee janab is bar Topic hai

    " Police "


    hamari Police tu MashALLAH kitni achi haina
    us per he ache ache Jokes share karne hian.



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    Competition mai post krnay ke last date hai 21-10-2010
    Aik member aik he Joke share kr sakta hai
    Edit ke hoi post polling mai shamil nahi ki jaye ge
    Aik jesi post mai wo post count ke jaye ge jo pehlay share ki gaye hogi.

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition OCT 2010

    Charsi Qabristan Me Churs P Rha Tha.
    Police:Kya Kr Rhe Ho ?
    Chrsi:Abu K Lia Dua.
    Police:Ye To Bache Ki Qabr Hy.
    Chrsi:Abu Bachpan Me Hi Mrgye Thy.:-)

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition OCT 2010

    3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

    1- Newtons Method
    Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger

    2- Einsteins Method

    Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired
    Then Catch It

    3- Pakistani Police Method

    Catch A Cat & Beat It
    Until It Accepts Its A Tiger1

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition OCT 2010

    1 Police Officer Bachey Se:
    Beta Kia Tumhare Abu
    “Al Qaida” Me Hain?

    Bacha:
    Uncle! Mujhe Abu Ka To Pata Nahi Per Main
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    “Noorani Qaida” Pe Hoon!

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    A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
    "Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
    "It's okay, Dad," the boy said, "The police car right behind us did the same thing."

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition OCT 2010

    aik bachi(constable say):uncle aapair force walay hain




    constable:nai beta main police wala hon


    bachi: nai aap air force walay hai


    constable:nai beta main police wala hon


    bachi:nai aap air force walay hain



    constable:han baba maan liya main air force wala hun



    bachi:uniform say tou police walay lagtay hain

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition OCT 2010

    aik shaksh ke ghar chori ho gaye
    police wale ne kaha: meri baat ka theek theek jawab dena, jis waqt chori hue thi us waqt kia baja tha?
    aadmi ne jawab diya, "AIK DANDA MERE SIR PER DOSRA MERI BIWI KE SIR PER".

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    1 Chor,
    Police Se Chupta Hua 1 Tuti Qabr Me Lait Gya.
    Qareeb Se Kuch Pathan Guzray
    To Unho Ne Socha Ke Shayed Log
    Mayat Par Matti Dalna Bhool Gaye.
    Fatta Fatt Matti Dalna Shuru Kar Di
    Chor Bola:
    Bachao Bachao
    Pathan:
    Oh Khocha Jaldi Jaldi Matti Daalo
    Is Par To Azaab Shuru Ho Gaya Ha..

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition OCT 2010

    انسپکٹر نے ایک کانسٹیبل کو ایک مجرم کی چھ تصویریں دیں اور کہا
    جاؤ، اس مجرم کو پکڑ کر لاؤ

    شام کو کانسٹیبل واپس آیا اور بڑے فخر سے کہا

    جناب، پانچ مجرم پکڑے جا چُکے ہیں، چھٹے کی تلاش جاری ہے

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    Default Re: Jokes Competition OCT 2010

    Should have glasses

    A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."

    The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."

    The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"
    Last edited by Mina; 04-10-2010 at 05:08 PM.

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