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Thread: Polling 4 Jokes Competition OCT 2010

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    grin Polling 4 Jokes Competition OCT 2010



    is barrr 18 Members ne comp main hissa liya
    sub k jokes bhot ache hian
    ab waqt hia polling ka.

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    1: Eik member eik hi vote cast kr skta hai
    2: Apni sharing ko vote cast nahi kr skte
    3: Polling ki last date 28 OCT hai.

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    Mishaal

    Charsi Qabristan Me Churs P Rha Tha.
    Police:Kya Kr Rhe Ho ?
    Chrsi:Abu K Lia Dua.
    Police:Ye To Bache Ki Qabr Hy.
    Chrsi:Abu Bachpan Me Hi Mrgye Thy.



    Arslan

    3 Ways To Catch A Tiger

    1- Newtons Method
    Allow The Tiger To Catch U & Catch The Tiger

    2- Einsteins Method

    Chase The Tiger Until It Becomes Tired
    Then Catch It

    3- Pakistani Police Method

    Catch A Cat & Beat It
    Until It Accepts Its A Tiger1




    naz


    1 Police Officer Bachey Se:
    Beta Kia Tumhare Abu
    “Al Qaida” Me Hain?

    Bacha:
    Uncle! Mujhe Abu Ka To Pata Nahi Per Main
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    “Noorani Qaida” Pe Hoon!

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    aliza


    A man in a hurry taking his eight-year-old son to school made a turn at a red light where it was prohibited.
    "Uh-oh, I think I just made an illegal turn!" the man said.
    "It's okay, Dad," the boy said, "The police car right behind us did the same thing."



    Smiling Assassin


    aik bachi(constable say):uncle aapair force walay hain
    constable:nai beta main police wala hon
    bachi: nai aap air force walay hai
    constable:nai beta main police wala hon
    bachi:nai aap air force walay hain
    constable:han baba maan liya main air force wala hun
    bachi:uniform say tou police walay lagtay hain





    Hijab




    aik shaksh ke ghar chori ho gaye
    police wale ne kaha: meri baat ka theek theek jawab dena, jis waqt chori hue thi us waqt kia baja tha?
    aadmi ne jawab diya, "AIK DANDA MERE SIR PER DOSRA MERI BIWI KE SIR PER".







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    suhaney_khawab


    1 Chor,
    Police Se Chupta Hua 1 Tuti Qabr Me Lait Gya.
    Qareeb Se Kuch Pathan Guzray
    To Unho Ne Socha Ke Shayed Log
    Mayat Par Matti Dalna Bhool Gaye.
    Fatta Fatt Matti Dalna Shuru Kar Di
    Chor Bola:
    “Bachao Bachao”
    Pathan:
    “Oh Khocha Jaldi Jaldi Matti Daalo
    Is Par To Azaab Shuru Ho Gaya Ha..



    InNoCenT GiRl



    انسپکٹر نے ایک کانسٹیبل کو ایک مجرم کی چھ تصویریں دیں اور کہا
    جاؤ، اس مجرم کو پکڑ کر لاؤ

    شام کو کانسٹیبل واپس آیا اور بڑے فخر سے کہا

    جناب، پانچ مجرم پکڑے جا چُکے ہیں، چھٹے کی تلاش جاری ہے




    Mina



    Should have glasses

    A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."

    The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."

    The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"

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    Sadaf



    Tum ye kion smjhtay ho k police wale janat mein nahi ja saktay? Bap ne bete se pocha

    is liye ke whan kerne k liye in k pas koi kam nhi hoga.Betay ne jawab diya.





    shaan





    Aik Sardar Europe Gia Waha Us Ko Police Ne Roka Aur Investigation Start Kar Di

    Sardar Ko English Nai Aati Thi
    Us Ne Sick Leave Ki Application Suna Di
    Police Ne Usey Pagal Samajh K Chor Dia..
    Wife: wah Sardar Jee Tusi Te Great O
    Sardar: O A Te Kuch Vi Nai Hale Te Main Thirsty Crow Nai Sunai.




    captain planet




    A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain."

    "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

    "But, officer, I just wanted to say,..."

    "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

    A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

    "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the bride’s groom."



    LoViNg IrFaN



    Ek dost dusre se:
    chal aa yar 5 star hotel main khana kha k atay hain

    dusra dost:
    par yar hamare pass to sirf 100 rs hain

    pehla dost:
    iski tension na lay main hun nan

    donon dost pait bhar k khana khatey hain, 5000 rs bill ata hai
    wo donon waiter ko boltey hain hamare pass to pese nhi hain

    hotel management police ko bulwa k donon ko police k hawale kardete hain

    wo dost police ko 100 rs de kar chut jate hain.


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    Muslima92


    A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

    The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"



    ♥Royal♥




    ریلوے پولیس میں بھرتی کیے جانے والوں سے انٹرویولیا جا رہا تھا۔
    “فرض کرو دو ٹرینیں برق رفتاری سے آمنے سامنے سے آرہی ہیں ۔تو ایسے میں آپ کیا کرینگے؟“
    پہلا سوال پوچھا گیا۔
    “میں خطرے کا سگنل دونگا۔“امیدوار نے اعتماد سے جواب دیا۔
    “اگر سگنل کام نہ کرے تو ؟“ اگلا سوال آیا۔
    “میں لالٹین سے کام لوں گا جناب!“امیدوار نے اسی اعتماد سے جواب دیا۔
    “اگر لالٹین میسر نہ ہو تو؟“ایک اور حجت بھرا سوال ہوا۔
    “تو پھر جناب میں اپنے چھوٹے بھائی کو بلا لاؤں گا۔“امیدوار نے چند لمحے سوچنے کے بعد کہا۔
    “لیکن وہ کیا کرے گا؟“اب کے حیرت بھرا سوال ہوا۔
    “اس نے کبھی ٹرین کی ٹکر نہیں دیکھی نا۔“امیدوار نے سادگی سے جواب دی










    Aryan



    Policeman: "I'm afraid that I'm going to have to lock you up for the night."
    Man: "What's the charge officer?"
    Policeman: "Oh, there's no charge. It's all part of the service."



    Mohammad Sajid


    Bacha in police station: uncle yeh photos kis ki hain???


    Police: Beta Crimnals ki hain jinko arrest karna hai.....


    Bacha: Uncle jab photos li thi tab arrest ker lyna tha na.




    seven tiles



    Policemn 2 His Son:
    Tumahara Result Achha Nahi Aaya
    Aaj Se Tumhara Khelna Aur Tv Dekhna Band
    Son:Acha Ye 50 Rupee Pakdo
    Aur Mamla Yahi Nipta Do



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    voted..
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    voted.....
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    voted..


    Ik Muhabbat ko amar karna tha.....

    to ye socha k ..... ab bichar jaye..!!!!


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