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Thread: Polling 4 Jokes Comp Nov 2010

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    grin Polling 4 Jokes Comp Nov 2010



    Is Bar 20 Members ne participate kiya
    SD Members per Jokes Share karney the..
    jis ka Joke ap ko sub se acha lagey
    usey Vote kIjeye...




    Rules :


    1: Eik member eik hi vote cast kr skta hai
    2: Apni sharing ko vote cast nahi kar skte
    3: Polling ki last date 28 Nov hai.

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Comp Nov 2010

    bilaal ahmed


    Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that i have had punish you What do you have to say?
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    Smiling assassin: "Thank God Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!"




    Smiling Assassin



    Teacher: Tum bare hoo ker kya karo gay

    Aryan: Shadi/shy

    Teacher: Nahi, mera matlab hai kya bano gay

    Aryan: Dulha

    Teacher: ohho... I mean baray ho ker kya hasil karo gay

    Aryan: Dulhan

    Teacher: uffo... Matlab aisa kya karo gay jo tum ne pehle nahi kya

    Aryan: Nikah/hah2

    Teacher: oho abu ko kiya doo gay baray ho kar

    Aryan: poota




    naz


    Exam Hall Main Bilaal Sky Angel Se Kehta hai :

    "Mujhe bas is Answer ki Starting bata do baki mian likh longa"

    Sky Angel ne idher udhar dekha or dheery se boli.



    "The................................."





    O.o Ashi o.O


    EaglE barf kO haath mein pakraY baraY ghor se dEkh raha tha...

    dOst nE pOocha... kia kar rahe hO ?

    EaglE : mE dekh raha hOon k yE lEak kaha sE hO rahi hai
    /satis




    Aryan




    O.o Ashi o.O : Oye Sky Angel!

    Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,/hah2

    meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.1


    Sky Angel : Aey Bhaina!!!

    Tm to khud doctor ho.


    O.o Ashi o.O : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai...


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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Comp Nov 2010

    aliza


    Bhikari :Behen jii ek rupiya de do

    Aashi gave 1000 rs

    Naz: WHy u gave 1000 rs?

    Aashi : Pehli baar kisi ne behen kaha!



    Sadaf


    Air Hostess to iffi in plane: iffi Sahab Aap kia lainge?
    iffi: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rikshaw Loonga.




    InNoCeNT ROmEO




    yahan SD key boys Riksha chalatay hain tu kyun na wo ashar share kiye jayen jo enn key riksha key pichey likey Hote hain

    Bilal key Riksha key Pichey>>>>Qismat aazma chuka hoon muqqaddar aazma raha hoon...kisi be-wafa ki khatir Riksha chala raha hoon...

    Smilin Assassin Key Riksha Pichey>>>>*.Sawari labby na labby speed ek so nabby(190)....

    Arslan key riksha key pichey>>>*.jis ne Maa ko sataya us ne Riksha chalya


    Sajid key riksha key pichey>>>>Dekhnay mey doli chalnay main goli...


    Mr 10>>>>>Maa ki dua jannat ki hawa .....baap ki dua ja beta Riksha chala


    Loving Arfan>>>>Ferrari ka baap nissan ka nana yeh Riksha chala raha hai Pathan dewana




    InNoCenT GiRl



    حجاب حیا سے: آسان کی انگلش کیا ہوتی ہے۔۔
    حیا سوچتے ہوئے: پتا نہیں یار یاد نہیں آ رہا ابھی۔
    حجاب کافی دیر بعد: یار کبھی کبھی تو اتنے ایزی ایزی لفظ بھی بھول جاتے ہیں




    Arslan



    Zindagi is blue pen ki qeemat kia hai??

    Sajid: 5000rs

    Zindagi: uffffff

    Aur wo Golden ki??

    Sajid: 2 bar uff uffff




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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Comp Nov 2010

    EaGlE



    Arslan Exmination hall k bahar kharay ho kr Aryan se
    Abay top kray ga kia
    Jaldi bahar nikal teri wali ja rahi hai.



    aashi7



    Eagle...jb foji thay tou in ki age 40 years ki ho gyi
    or in ki shaadi nhhi huyi thi
    yeh doctor paas gye or bolay
    dr sahib dr sahib.. kuch aisa krain k main 24 saal ka lrka bnn jaaon
    dr nay 4 tablet deen or k,hha k aik tablet khhana or aggr 24 saal k ho gye tou baaki tablets mtt khaana
    phenk dena
    eagle abhi ghhr aaye hi thay k jnng ka illan ho gya
    eagle g nay tablets almari main rkhhin or jnng lrnay chhlay gye
    6 maah baad jnng lr k waapis aaye tou dekha aik brri pyaari lrki un k ghhr k baahir khhri aik bcchay ko jhoola jhulla rhhi hay
    eagle g khush huwe k shaayed maa nay koyi lrki us k liye pssnd ki hay
    phir soocha nhhi yeh tou bcchay k saath hay
    main shaayed gllt ghhr aa gya hoon
    yeh sooch kr eagle g waapis jaany lggay
    tbbhi us lrki nay aawaz di or k,hha
    we puttr teh,hr ja mai teri maa waan jinay ik tablet khaadi si
    aay meri goodi wich tera abba hay jinay 3 goliyaan khaadiyan sie

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Comp Nov 2010

    tanhae


    aryan,arslan bhai jaan!iffi ne mujhe mara hay.

    arslan bhai ,ane de iffi ko main kacha chaba jaon ga. aryan lakin arslan bhai jaan aap ke dant hi nahi hain.



    shaan



    Modelling offer for u NAZ jee
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    ap ko krna ye he k dupaty ki advertisment k liye plaza sy kudna hei or girne k bad khna he


    uffffffffff


    sar phat gya magar dupata nai phta.




    LoViNg IrFaN




    Ek dafa Sdaf bus mai kahin jarhi thi..
    saamney bethi aurat apny bachy ko bar bar bol rhi thi:
    jaldi ye biscuit khalo warna me un aunty ko dedun gi.

    Sadaf tang aa kar boli:
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    O khala jaldi faisla kro main 4 stop aagay aa gayi hun.



    Mishaal



    Loving Irfan to Sky Angel :moti Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi
    hoi ho.
    sky chips khatey huye:: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai.




    Aezee



    Muhammad Sajid to singer_zohaib: Yaar agar main iss khajoor k darakht pay charhoon to kiya Engineering college ki larkian nazar ayen ge
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    singer_zohaib:Haan Haan yaar aur agar hath choray ga to Medical college ki b.




    MaMa Ki P@Ri


    Eagle :

    "Meri itni zameen he ke me apni car par nikloon to sham tak adhi zamen par pohnchta hoon"

    Loving Irfan:
    Hath milao hamare pas bhi pehle aesa hi purana car tha..
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    seven tiles




    Arslan Ka Interview Ho Raha Tha
    Or Usay Yaqeen Tha Kay Wo Ya Mulazmat Zaroor Hasil Kar Lay Ga
    Interview Kay Akhir May Interview Lainay Walay Sahab Nay Poocha
    Acha Ya Batain Kat..
    "Gapoo Gi Gapoo Gum Gum"
    Ka Kya Matlab Hay??
    Arslan Nay Pehalay To Bohat Socha Phir Masomiyat Say Bola:
    "Is Ka Matlab Ya Hay Kay Mujhay Ya Nokari Nahi Mil Sakti"




    Sky Angel



    Naz apOoo jani : paper k sa hua

    kareela elfi : sirf Q1 reh gya

    Q2 : aa ni raha tha

    Q4 : krna bhul gya

    Q5 : nazar ni aya

    Q6 : paper ki dusri side pr tha

    apoOo jani : aur Q3?

    eLfi : sirf wahi galat hua








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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Comp Nov 2010


    voted

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Comp Nov 2010

    Voted
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Comp Nov 2010

    voted

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    Default Re: Polling 4 Jokes Comp Nov 2010

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    voted...
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