Man to Barber: Cut my hair Short.
Barber: How short you would like to?
Man: So Short K Meri biwi k hath main na askey
Yahi Dastoor-E-ulfat Hai,Nammi Ankhon,
Mein Le Kar Bhi,
Sabhi Se Kehna Parta Hai,K Mera Haal,