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    Default Mujhe Sardar Bana Do

    Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
    Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
    Admi: OK
    Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
    Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.

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    Default Monkeys Plays Football

    Sardar to doctor:
    When I sleep, monkeys
    play football in my dreams.
    Dr:No problem,
    just take this medicine b4 sleep.
    Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

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    Default Traffic signals

    Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
    & red light glowing on the top,
    seeing this he said India is developing fast,
    see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

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    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Default Re: Mujhe Sardar Bana Do

    thankooooooooo

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    thanks

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