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    Default 1st ever intelligent sardar

    1st ever intelligent sardar.
    Teacher: what do u call a person
    who cannot hear anything?
    sardar: u can call him anything,
    because he cannot hear anything:-)

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    Default 3 sardar after exam

    3 sardar after exam
    1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
    main paper khali chor aya hon.
    2nd: Main bhi!
    3rd:++++ yaar, teacher samjhe
    gi hum ne cheating ki hay

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    Default Bike taze na chalao

    Wifelease bike taze na chalao
    mujhey dar lag raha hay.
    Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar lag raha hay
    to meri tarah ankhein band kar lay.

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    Default Sardar Going To Shikar

    Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
    Wife: y r u standing here?
    Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
    Wife: To jao na..!
    Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

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    Default Re: 1st ever intelligent sardar

    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Default Re: 1st ever intelligent sardar

    thanks for liking

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    http://www.sachiidosti.com/forum/signaturepics/sigpic155_1.gifimagephp?typesigpic&ampuserid155&ampdateline1223536520 - 1st ever intelligent sardar

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