Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one every day.
lolz. what a witty husband.
bechaari..mian waqt nahiin dete honge tab hi
had hai qasmey in murdoon ki ...
Sach Hai, Baja Hai ,Mujhsey Shikayat Janab KiSeh Seh K Mainey Zulm,Hai Adat Kharab Ki