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    Default ~*Polling for jokes Competetion DeCemBer 2010*~

    Assalam-o-Alaikum
    khawateen o Hazraat

    pata hai mujhe sab theek hain
    kisi ne kuch nahiin hona

    jokes Competetion DecemBer 2010
    mein Apko topic diya gaya tha''Charsi''

    Polling ka waqt agaya hai..

    so jaldi jaldi vote karein

    comp main 16 Members ne participate kiya..

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    Last Date for cast ur vote:28 Dec 2010


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    Sadaf

    Aik charsi apni ankhein donate kerne gaya....

    After Operation Doctor Asked Charsi: Kuch kehna chahte ho?

    Charsi Replied: ye ankein jisko lagao bata dena...Ye do cush lagane ke bad khulti hain.........

    Mishaal

    3 Charsi Motorcycle Pe Ja Rahe thy.
    Darmyan Waly ko AWAZ sunai di

    " Thaaaaaaa "

    Usne apne Aagy Wale se Pocha: Goli tenu laggi a?

    Usne kaha: Nai.

    Usne Apne Peechy Wale se Pocha: Te Fer Goli Tenu laggi a?

    Wo B Bola: Nai.

    Wo Khud Neechy Gir Gaya: Le fer Menu e lagi hai

    Innoncent Girl

    ی قبرستان میں بیٹھا چرس پی رہا تھا کہ پولیس کا چھاپہ پڑھ گیا
    چرسی نے چرس چھپا دی

    پولیس والا : کیا کر رہے ہو یہاں ؟

    چرسی : کچھ نہیں اپنے والد کے لیئے دعا کر رہا تھا

    پولیس والا : لیکن یہ تو کسی بچے کی قبر ہے

    چرسی : میرے والد صاحب بچپن میں ہی مر گئے تھے

    Igni

    Aik charsi nay doston ki dawat ka program banaya
    aur apnay ghar say raat ko bakra chori kia
    Aur khoob dawat ki

    subha jab ghar poncha to bakra ghar main tha, bivi say pocha bakra kahan say aya?

    Bivi boli bakray ko goli maro!!
    yeh batao raat ko tum kuttay ko kahan lay kar gay thay…?

    naz

    1 Charsi bhung bana raha tha.


    1 admi bola yaar duniya chand per pohnch gaye hai or tum yaha bhund bana rahe ho.

    Charsi : main b yeh pi ker bus nikalne hi wala hon.

    Arsalan

    1 charsi 3rd floor se gir gaya


    log us k gird jama ho gaye or pocha kia hua bhai??


    Charsi: pata nai mai b abi aya hon

    tanhaee

    1 charsi buji hue Ciagrate pee raha tha


    1 admi ne
    bola ye kaise p rahe ho Dhuwan to nikal nai rha


    charsi
    bola: Pagal cigrate CNG pe hai…..

    Sheem

    1 charsi dusre charsi se: tujhe pata hai bharat or Hindustan main jung ho rahi hai


    2 charsi: shukar hai India bech main nahi aya warna boht tabahi hoti.

    captain plainet

    Aik CHARSI Mazaar pay ja ker dua ker raha tha:
    "Mera Prize Bond her soorat main Nikalna chahiyay."
    .
    Jaisay he wo Mazaar say bahir aaya, kisi nay os ki Jaib say Prize Bond Nikaal liya.

    Wo dobara Mazar per giya aur bola:
    "BABA G! Pehlay puri gal samajh liya karo tay phir Action Liyaa karo...

    Loving IrFan

    Ek charsi kafi der se ghar ka taala kholney ki koshish karrha tha, us k haath kaanp rahay thay
    pas khare ek shakhs ne kaha:
    kiya main taala khol dun?

    Charsi:
    taala to main khol lunga, tum bs makan pakar k rakho

    Shah Bano

    Doctor 2 chersi
    Cigrate pinay se insan ahista ahista
    mout k moun main chala jata ha
    Chersi ; tay theek aey sanu keri
    jaldi aey

    Seri

    CHARSI "DATA DARBAR" BOMB RAKHTY PAKRA GAYA.

    LOGON NE BOHT MAARA OR POOCHA K AISA KYUN KIA?

    CHARSI KI SAMAJH MAIN KUCH NA AAYA TO BOLA

    "MANE BOMB RAKHNE KI MANAT MANGI THI"

    Killer

    Baap Bete ko Nasihaat karte hoe :

    "Beta ye charsi log bohat bure hote hain,kabhi bhi charas nahi piina.. warna wo samne jo 4 larkey hain na ? wo tumhe 8 nazer aainge "

    Beta Massomyaat se :

    Lekin papa woto 2 larke hain


    Zuhair

    3 charsi 1 charpai pe so rahai thay.jagha tung thi.to 1 charsi utar kar zameen pe so gaya.
    Thori de baad ooper jo 2 bache thay un mein se 1 ne neeche wale ko kaha,ooper aana hai to aja charpai pe jagha ban gaee hai

    Mr.Bean

    4 Charsi janaza Uthaye Taiz Taiz Qabrustan main ghussay Qabrain phalantay howay janay lagay aik qabar k pass baitha admi bola .. oyee dikhta nahi Murday Paray hain Qabar main .. 1 charsi bola "Assi Kehra VCR chukiya aee chawala"

    shaan

    Charsi Rikshaw Main Bheta or bola Bazar CHalo
    Rikshaw Wala : oo Bhai Mary Tum Bazar Main hi ho
    Charsi : Ye Lo 50 Rs Or Ainda Itna taiz Riksha maat Chalana.........
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    voted..............


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    Default Re: ~*Polling for jokes Competetion DeCemBer 2010*

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    w.salam
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    voted..
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    voted

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    voted, sab k ache thai
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    voted mara......

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