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    ~*Assalam o Alaikum*~

    How ru all

    mein bilkul theek hoon


    Sab se pehle aap sab ko naya saal buhut buhut Mubarak ho

    ~*Happy New Year 2011*~

    January Ki joke Competetion

    ka topic hai hmm

    "Kids/Children/Bache"

    ji haan woh kehte hain na bache man ke sache hote hain

    tu bas apko bhi kids per jokes post karne hain

    Rules:

    last date for submit ur entry "21 JanuarY 2011"

    aik member aik hi joke post kar sakta hai

    same or edit entry cancel kar di jaye gi

    No Spam here

    All the Best !!

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    Last edited by мιѕнααℓ; 30-12-2010 at 03:58 PM.
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    teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.
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    The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.

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    Bacha :::: Teacher Main aap ko kaisa lagta hoon ?

    Teacher :::: So sweet ...

    Bacha :::: To main mummy-papa ko aap k ghar kab bhaijoun?

    Teacher :::: woh kyunnn ?

    Bacha :::: Taqey woh hamari baat chalayein.

    Teacher :::: What?






    Bacha :::: Tution k liye..

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    kid:abu ji jb ap fail hotay thay tou dada jaan ap k sath kya salook kertay thay?
    abu:wo meri khoob pitai kertay thay.
    kidr jab dada fail ho jatay tou?
    Abu:tou un k walid un ka ser phar diya kertay thay.
    kid:Abu main exam main fail ho gya hun agr ap meray sath muzakrat kerain tou ye khandani dehshat gerdi khtm ho sakti hy


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    34rx8ax - ~*Jokes comp For JanUarY 2011*~

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    yeh me ne chand din pehlay parha tha, bht funny laga tha

    Baap, apnay bachay se: is baar tumhein 90% number lenay hein exams mein.
    Bacha: nahi abu, is baar tou mein poray 100% number loun ga.
    Baap: kyon mazaq kertay ho?
    Bacha: shuro kis ne kiya tha

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    Quote Originally Posted by dhanak View Post
    kid:abu ji jb ap fail hotay thay tou dada jaan ap k sath kya salook kertay thay?
    abu:wo meri khoob pitai kertay thay.
    kidr jab dada fail ho jatay tou?
    Abu:tou un k walid un ka ser phar diya kertay thay.
    kid:Abu main exam main fail ho gya hun agr ap meray sath muzakrat kerain tou ye khandani dehshat gerdi khtm ho sakti hy
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    Quote Originally Posted by g0rge0us_g!rL View Post
    teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.
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    math teacher - ~*Jokes comp For JanUarY 2011*~
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    The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.
    tv addict bachay ...
    Sach Hai, Baja Hai ,Mujhsey Shikayat Janab Ki
    Seh Seh K Mainey Zulm,Hai Adat Kharab Ki

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hijaab View Post

    yeh me ne chand din pehlay parha tha, bht funny laga tha

    Baap, apnay bachay se: is baar tumhein 90% number lenay hein exams mein.
    Bacha: nahi abu, is baar tou mein poray 100% number loun ga.
    Baap: kyon mazaq kertay ho?
    Bacha: shuro kis ne kiya tha


    Sach Hai, Baja Hai ,Mujhsey Shikayat Janab Ki
    Seh Seh K Mainey Zulm,Hai Adat Kharab Ki

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    Quote Originally Posted by dhanak View Post
    kid:abu ji jb ap fail hotay thay tou dada jaan ap k sath kya salook kertay thay?
    abu:wo meri khoob pitai kertay thay.
    kidr jab dada fail ho jatay tou?
    Abu:tou un k walid un ka ser phar diya kertay thay.
    kid:Abu main exam main fail ho gya hun agr ap meray sath muzakrat kerain tou ye khandani dehshat gerdi khtm ho sakti hy
    Sach Hai, Baja Hai ,Mujhsey Shikayat Janab Ki
    Seh Seh K Mainey Zulm,Hai Adat Kharab Ki

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