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  • g0rge0us_girl

    1 5.56%
  • Igni

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  • dhanak

    6 33.33%
  • Arslan

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  • Hijaab

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  • Mishaal

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  • No0oR

    2 11.11%
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Thread: Polling for Jokes Comp January 2011

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    Default Polling for Jokes Comp January 2011

    Assalam o ALaikum


    kese hain sd walon??


    comp mein mazaa aya??

    ab polling ka maza bhi lein...

    apko diye gaye the kids/ bachay per topic

    sab ki sharrings ne sabit kar diya bachay mann ke sachey hi hotey hain


    11 members ne participate kiya buhut acha comp tha

    ab vote karein jaldi se

    Rules:

    member khud ko vote nahiin kar sakte.

    last date of cast ur vote is 28 january 2011

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    g0rge0us _ girl

    teacher asks a boy what are 2,4,10,17.
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    math teacher - Polling for Jokes Comp January 2011
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    The boy replies they are HBO, ZOOM, SONY and POGO.

    Igni

    Bacha :::: Teacher Main aap ko kaisa lagta hoon ?

    Teacher :::: So sweet ...

    Bacha :::: To main mummy-papa ko aap k ghar kab bhaijoun?

    Teacher :::: woh kyunnn ?

    Bacha :::: Taqey woh hamari baat chalayein.

    Teacher :::: What?






    Bacha :::: Tution k liye..


    Dhanak

    kid:abu ji jb ap fail hotay thay tou dada jaan ap k sath kya salook kertay thay?
    abu:wo meri khoob pitai kertay thay.
    kidr jab dada fail ho jatay tou?
    Abu:tou un k walid un ka ser phar diya kertay thay.
    kid:Abu main exam main fail ho gya hun agr ap meray sath muzakrat kerain tou ye khandani dehshat gerdi khtm ho sakti hy


    arsalan

    34rx8ax - Polling for Jokes Comp January 2011


    Hijaab


    yeh me ne chand din pehlay parha tha, bht funny laga tha

    Baap, apnay bachay se: is baar tumhein 90% number lenay hein exams mein.
    Bacha: nahi abu, is baar tou mein poray 100% number loun ga.
    Baap: kyon mazaq kertay ho?
    Bacha: shuro kis ne kiya tha


    Mishaal

    Teacher:

    Batao woh kaun si aisi cheez hai jo ghar mein
    Sher ki tarhan ati hai aur bakri ki tarhan nikal jati hai???

    pichli seat se aik bache ki awaaz ayi:

    "Teacher !!! mere Abba Jaan"


    no0oR

    24bj635 - Polling for Jokes Comp January 2011


    Royal

    سرداروں کے 12 بجنے کی حقیقت جاننےکیلئے آج کے ایک بچے نے پلاننگ کی ۔۔۔۔ اور سردار جی کے راستے میں کھڑا ہوگیا جہاں سےوہ اپنی صبح و صبحُ (قریبا‘‘12 بجے) دہی لے کے گُزرا کرتے تھے۔
    ٹائیم پوچھنے پر سردار جی نے ٹائیم دیکھنے کی کوشش میں دہی والے ہاتھ کو گُھما کے دہی گِرا دیا۔اور لگے بچے کو گھورنے۔۔۔۔!
    بچہ بھاگ گیا۔
    اگلے دن تصدیق کے خیال سے ایک بار پھر ٹائیم پوچھا تو سردار جی ۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔ پھر دہی گِرا بیٹھے ۔
    تیسرے دن سردار جی بہت محتاط انداز میں خود بچے کو تلاشتی نگاہوں سےدیکھتے ۔۔۔ دہی والا برتن گھڑی والے ہاتھ کی بجائے دوسرے ہاتھ میں لیئے چلے آ رہے تھے ۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔ بچے پر نگاہ پڑی ۔۔۔۔ بڑے انداز میں مُسکرائے اور بولے ۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔
    مینوں پتا ۔۔۔ تُوں اج وی میرا دہی سُٹّن دے چکر اِچّ ایتھے کھڑا ایں۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔۔بڑے انداز سے گھڑی والے باتھ کو اونچا کر کے گھڑی دیکھتےہوئے (دہی والے ہاتھ کو عورتوں کی طرح اپنے ہی محور میں گھماتے ہوئے) بولے ۔۔۔۔۔ پر اج ساڈھے بارہ نیہئوں وجنے۔۔۔۔۔۔۔!!!


    shaan

    Teacher:
    Tum bary Ho Kar Kya KaroGy ???

    Student:
    Shadi....


    Teacher:
    Nahi,Mera Matlab Hai Kya BanoGy ???


    student:
    Dulha......


    Teacher:
    Oho..... I Mean Bary HoKar Kya Hasil Karo Gy ???


    Student:
    Dulhan.....

    Teacher: Uff....
    Matlab Aisa Kya Kaam KaroGy ? Jo Tum Ny pehly Kabhi Nahi Kia ???


    Student:
    Nikaah.....
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    fasco_buk

    Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:

    Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

    Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.

    dorrbells - Polling for Jokes Comp January 2011

    Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab kya hai?

    Baccha: Ab bhago!



    zuhair



    Molvi Sahab (bache se): "Parho beta H sey halwa!
    haan shabash halak sey nikalo..Halwa."

    Bachay ki maa ney andar sey ghabra ker kaha

    "Molvi sahab aap bachay k halaq sey halwa na nikalwain main apko aur bana deri hun!"

    ReGards:Mishaal


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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Comp January 2011

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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Comp January 2011

    voted

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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Comp January 2011

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    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    votee

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    voted...
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    Jhoot Kahoon To Sub Kuch Hai Mere Paas........!
    Aur Such Kahoon To Ek Tere Siwa Kuch Bhi Khaas Nahi........!

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    ThRead Closed
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