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    Default ~*Jokes Compitition Febuary 2011*~

    Assalm o Allaikum

    Jokes compition Febuary 2011 ke saath mein hazir

    Is baar apko Topic diya ja raha hai"Maths"

    ji "maths" par jokes lagaye

    Yum Yum Jokes ache honey chahiye


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    Aik member aik hi entry karey ga

    Same aur edit post delete kar di jaye gi..

    Last Date Of Submit is 21 febuary 2011

    All the best !!

    ReGards:Mishaal

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    Default Re: ~*Jokes Compitition Febuary 2011*~

    Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

    math student - ~*Jokes Compitition Febuary 2011*~

    Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.

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    what is 1 + 4 + 3 ?

    i love u

    no

    i like u

    no

    i miss u


    no


    1 + 4 + 3 Means

    1 + 4 + 3 = 8


    maths per dehan do

    Romance per nahi.

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    Default Re: ~*Jokes Compitition Febuary 2011*~

    kaha se lete ho ye jokes
    mujhe bi batao

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    ku mil nahi rahe kiya ?
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Default Re: ~*Jokes Compitition Febuary 2011*~

    Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
    Student: "It's 42!"
    Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
    Same student: "It's 24!"

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    Please review this Mathematical Soultion showing how Women are all evil.

    Mathematical Solution:

    First, we state that women require time and money:

    Women = time * money

    ...and as we all know, "time is money":

    Time = Money

    ...and therefore:

    Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2

    ...and because "Money is the root of all evil":

    Money = sqrt(evil)

    ...therefore:

    Women = (sqrt[evil])^2

    ...and we are forced to conclude that:

    Women = Evil

    Picture Provided for a easy picture solution:

    women evil - ~*Jokes Compitition Febuary 2011*~


    198343 196670793697111 5932486 n - ~*Jokes Compitition Febuary 2011*~


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    jismEin mEre tU hOta nahi.

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    Ashuuuuuuuu...aaj sab larkiYan tujhE bhigO bhigO k dhOYen...uss sE pEhlE katt laY...
    198343 196670793697111 5932486 n - ~*Jokes Compitition Febuary 2011*~


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    Default Re: ~*Jokes Compitition Febuary 2011*~

    An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island.
    when a can of food rolls ashore. The chemist and the physicist comes up with many ingenious ways to open the can.

    Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea:

    "Assume we have a can opener ..."


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    Default Re: ~*Jokes Compitition Febuary 2011*~

    One day a mathematician decides that he is sick of math. So, he walks down to the fire department and announces that he wants to become a fireman. The fire chief says, Well, you look like a good guy. Id be glad to hire you, but first I have to give you a little test.
    fire man - ~*Jokes Compitition Febuary 2011*~
    The fire chief takes the mathematician to the alley behind the fire department which contains a dumpster, a spigot, and a hose. The chief then says, OK, youre walking in the alley and you see the dumpster here is on fire. What do you do?

    The mathematician replies, Well, I hook up the hose to the spigot, turn the water on, and put out the fire.
    The chief says, Thats great perfect. Now I have to ask you just one more question. What do you do if youre walking down the alley and you see the dumpster is not on fire?
    The mathematician puzzles over the question for a while and he finally says, I light the dumpster on fire.
    The chief yells, What? Thats horrible! Why would you light the dumpster on fire?
    The mathematician replies, Well, that way I reduce the problem to one Ive already solved.
    25gs2uu - ~*Jokes Compitition Febuary 2011*~
    Jhoot Kahoon To Sub Kuch Hai Mere Paas........!
    Aur Such Kahoon To Ek Tere Siwa Kuch Bhi Khaas Nahi........!

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