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    Default Jokes Collection ~*~mbadarkhan~*~

    Biwi(Ghusse Main):
    Tumhare Dimagh Main To
    Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
    Husband (Pyar Se):
    To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho….??
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    Husband wife mein larai hoi,
    Husband ghar se chala gaya,
    Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
    Wife:Zeher.
    Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana
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    Wife came home with a goat.
    Husband asked”Is bhains ko ghar kion lai ho?”
    Wife:”Dikhta nahin, bakri hy!”
    Husband:”Bakri se hi poch raha hon
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    Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters
    or mere mujhe wapis karo!
    Boy bari Si basket samne rakhte howay,
    Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!
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    Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
    Major:Excellent!
    We can attack in any direction now!
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    A man sees a fat man
    sitting in a train cabin.
    Taunting, he asks:
    Is this cabin for elephants only!
    Fat man humbly replies:
    No!Even monkeys like you can sit
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    Wife:”
    Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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    Husband:Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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    Petrol pump chaltay hain
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    News reporter:
    KHAN SAAB ye batain k plateform
    par kharay saray pathan kaisay maray?
    Pathan: aik elan hua k train plateform per aa rahi hai,
    sub ne patri par chalang laga di.
    Reporter: Phir aap kaisay buch gaye?
    Pathan:main khudkushi k liye patri per leta tha,
    ye elan suna to main plateform per ja ker lait gaya
    Last edited by mbadarkhan; 23-08-2008 at 04:07 PM. Reason: mis-spelled
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    Boy:I love u
    Girl:Me too
    Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
    Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
    Boy: U cheater..
    main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho…
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    Default Re: Jokes Collection ~*~mbadarkhan~*~

    Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
    Aunty chini daitay howa,
    “acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”
    Kid:Agar woh kamini na de,
    to Pinki aunty se lay aana.
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