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Thread: Polling for Jokes Competition Aug 2008

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    grin Polling for Jokes Competition Aug 2008

    Asalam.o.Alaikum

    iss month ka competition b bohat he shandaar raha jesay k iss bar 11 members nay participate kiya

    ab baari aati hai polling ki toh plz iss naik kaam mein b barrh charrh kar hissa lein.

    1...sirf Aik he Joke ko vote diya jasakta hai.

    2...Members apni share ki hui jokes ko vote nahi de sakte...jis ne diya wo vote cancel kardiya jaye ga.

    3...Polling ki last date 28th Aug Hai.
    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Competition Aug 2008

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    Silent Tears


    1 Pathan Ne
    1 Jalti Huyi
    Building Se 6 Laugon Ko Nikaala
    Phir Bhi Usay Laugon Ne Pakar Ke Bohot Maara
    Kyun?
    Is Liye Ke Wo 6 Laug
    Fire Brigade Waale Thay



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    naz


    Doctor says to pathan: kya Aap ka aur aap ki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?
    Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga, 25 saal se mera khoon peeti aayee hai..!




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    mufliha




    aek pathan cycle chala raha tha k achanak aek khatoon se takra gae
    khatoon ne kaha "batamiz kia break nahi maar sakte the:
    pathan ne kaha aitna bara cycle mara hai ab break bhi maroon?






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    baby_princess33



    A Pathan goes into a store and sees a shining object. He asks the clerk,
    "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a thermos flask."
    The Pathan then asks, "What does it do?"
    The clerk responds, "It keeps hot things hot and it keeps cold things cold."
    The Pathan says, "I'll take it!"
    The next day, he walks into work with his new thermos.
    His Pathan boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"
    He said, "It's a thermos flask."
    The boss then says, "What does it do?"
    He replies, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
    The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"
    The Pathan replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

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    mbadarkhan



    80,000 Pathans meet in the Peshawar Stadium for a "Pathans Are Not Stupid" Convention.

    The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to the world that Pathans are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?"

    A Pathan works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage. The leader asks him, "What is 15 plus 15?"

    After 15 or 20 seconds he says, "Eighteen!" Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.


    Then 80,000 Pathans start cheering, "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"

    The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee, uh, I guess we can give him another chance."

    So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?" After nearly 30 seconds he eventually says, "Ninety?" The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened - the Pathan starts crying and the 80,000 men begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"

    The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one more chance-- What is 2 plus 2?"

    The man closes his eyes, and after a whole minute eventually says, "Four?"


    Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all 80,000 pathans jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp their feet and scream...



    "GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!"





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    ur_friend


    Shadi me 1 pathan Bohat Der tak khana kha Raha tha Kisi ne pocha Kab tak khaoge

    Pathan: khocha me tu khud kha Kha k thak gaya, par card me Likha tha
    Dinner:7pm t0 10pm




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    Paras



    PATHAN 1: Oye tum mujhe sub msg 2,2 bar kyon bhejta hai?

    Pathan 2: kyon k agar tu aik kisi or ko forward bhi kerdega to dusra to tere pas rahega na


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    ~Loving Irfan~



    Pathan joined new job!
    1st day he spent 11 hours on computer,
    Boss was happy and asked what he did?
    Pathan:"Keyboard alphabets were not in order,I arranged them"




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    Maha Khan


    Ek pathan phone karta hai to aawaz aati hai:

    "Yeh call milane k liye aapka balance nakafi hai"

    Pathan: koi baat nahi behen tum hum se baat karo itna hi kafi hai!





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    HiDdEn WoRdS



    Pathan :- Doctor Sahib Ap Nay Kaha Tha Game Khelne Se Sehat Achi Rahti Hai Per Meri Sehat Waysi Ki Waysi Hi Hai

    Doctor :- Haan Kaha Tha Ap Kon Si Game Kheltay Ho

    Pathan :- Nokia 1100 Per Snap Wali



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    sheem


    Pathan in UK, hotel mai khana khane gaya

    Wo Murgi khana chahta tha lakin Murgi ki english bhol gaya

    They asked What do u want?

    Pathan replied: Egg's Mother.




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    zoya khan



    Once Pathan student was asked in the class.

    Teacher: Aap baray ho kar kya bano gay?

    After Thinking...

    Pathan Replied: ** Lady Doctor




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    baqarkashmiri



    A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.

    The manager comes running and asks him, "Khan Sahab , aap kya kar raheho?"

    To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin"

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    sabeeh shah



    Air Hostess Pathan passenger se,

    Sir aap kya lena pasand keren gay?


    Pathan: Mere liye Taweez wala chai lao,

    Air Hostess: Sir woh Taweez nahi TEA BAG hota hai.

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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Competition Aug 2008

    Voted !


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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Competition Aug 2008

    voted
    My prayer, my offering, my life and my death are all for Allah SWT, the
    Lord of all the worlds..

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    tum nay to pher b seekh liye zamne ki chal chalen faraz
    hum to kuch b na ker sake mohbaat k siwa

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    Default Re: Polling for Jokes Competition Aug 2008

    Voted
    پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا

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