Teacher : What is difference between
gardner and Laundry -man.
Lallu : Sir Gardner keeps the lawn wet
and washerman keeps laun--Dry.
Teacher : What step will you take if ur
Chair is broken ?
Santa : Sir we will call Chairman.
Father to son why are you eating
two Roti at a time.
Doctor told me to eat double-roti.
Teacher to student , you are not
paying attention to me Are you having
No Sir, I have listening problem.
پھر یوں ہوا کے درد مجھے راس آ گیا