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    Default Jokes Compitition September 2008

    Assalam-o-Alaikum friends



    Iss Bar App Compitition Main "Teachers" k Topics Per jokes share kar saktay hein.

    winner Ko SD Shield Dia Jaye Gi.

    Sub Se Umeed Ki jate hai ke Miyari Jokes Share Karain Gay...Agar Koi Joke Munasib Na Hua Tu ussay Edit Kardiya Jaye Ga.

    Sirf "Teacher" Per He Joke Share Kijeye Ga...

    Agar Kisi Ne Kisi Or Topic Per Share Kiya Tu wo count Nahi Hoga.

    RuLes:

    1...Aik Member Aik Joke share Karsakta Hai.

    2...Aik Joke jo PheLe Share Kiya Jachuka Hoga...wo Dobara Nahi Share Kiya Jaye Ga.

    3...Joke submit Karne Ki Last Date 21 Sep Hai.

    Aap sab ki participation ka intazaar rahay ga
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    Teacher : Sach aur Veham may kya farq hay?
    Student : Aap hamay parah rahi hain, yeh sach hay HAm parh rahey hain, yeh aap ka veham hay

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    Teacher (shagird se) kal tum sk00l kyun nahi aay ?

    Shagird : Teacher kal buhut teiz barish h0 rahi thi. isi liye nahi aa saka.

    Teacher : mujhe english mein bata0.

    Shagird : it was raining very very heavy, gud gud pani with cham cham, d0wn the kicher, my pair phisling, thalle mera basta, utte i am, ais wastay master sahib i n0t c0me





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    Teacher: Sache Dil Se Jo Bhi Dua Mangi Jaye wo qabol hoti hia .

    Student: Rehne dai Miss Agar Aisa Hota Tu App Meri Biwi Hoti.

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    Last edited by Lonely_Roadz; 18-09-2008 at 11:01 PM.

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    In our district Bahawalnagar; is a small town named "Yateem wala". in its reference a Khan's joke is famous; i share it here.

    Khan sahib ko yateem wala jaana tha lekan town ka naam bhool jata hey .

    bus main conductor ney poochaa......... khan sahin kidhar jaata hey.

    khan........... bata hey aik minit..... phir aana

    After some time

    Conductor: Khan G kidhar jaana hey

    Khan: oey ham tum ko thori dair baad batata hey


    Again after sometime conductor asked

    Khan: oey bhai hm ko udhar jaana hey jis ka "mai baap nahi hay"
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    Teacher: Story sunao


    Sardar:

    Ek Din Hum Un K Gher Gay to wo Soye Huay Thay

    Ek Din wo Hamaray Gher Aye to Hum Soye huay thay...


    MORAL: Jasa Karoge wesa Bharogy

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    Teacher: Murghi Ka BAcha Egg MAin se KAise NIkla

    Sardar: Yeh to Koi Bari Baat NAhi......

    Ziyada Interesting Baat Yeh Hai k Woh Is MAin Ghusa KAise.....
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    Teacher:Beta Insan Ki Kitni Maayain Hoti Hain ?

    Student: 4

    Teacher : Kon kon si ?

    Student : 1 wo Maa jis nay paida kiya

    1 wo Maa jis nay parhna sikhaya

    1 Hamari dharti Maa

    aur

    1 wo Jis ke baret Main Ami raat ko hamarey hath main mobile dekh ker
    kehti hain

    "Raat De 2 vajey keri Maa naal galan karda peya hain"



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