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    Default Class of a DESI teacher:D

    In class:

    * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.38 - Class of a DESI teacher:D



    * Open the doors of the window. Let the air force come in.70 - Class of a DESI teacher:D



    * Cut an apple in two halfs- take the bigger half.39 - Class of a DESI teacher:D



    * Shhh...Quiet, boys...the principal just passed away outsideph34r - Class of a DESI teacher:D



    * Both of you three, get out of the class.tongue - Class of a DESI teacher:D



    * Close the doors of the window.



    * Take Copper Wire of any metal specially of Silver.



    * Take 5 cm wire of any length.13 - Class of a DESI teacher:D



    About family :

    * I have two daughters both of them are girls tongue - Class of a DESI teacher:D


    At the play ground :

    * All of you, stand in a straight circle. 21 - Class of a DESI teacher:D



    * There is no wind in the balloon.blink - Class of a DESI teacher:D



    Punishment :
    * You, rotate the ground four times

    * You, go and under-stand the tree 21 - Class of a DESI teacher:D

    * You three of you, stand together separately.39 - Class of a DESI teacher:D

    * Why you are late - say YES or NOblink - Class of a DESI teacher:D
    namilakerudaslogose - Class of a DESI teacher:D

    There is no good or evil,there is only power and those


    too weak to seek it!!


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    Default Re: Class of a DESI teacher:D

    Sardar ne shok shok mein roaza akh liya.

    He asked to his son,
    Vekh Sooraj doobya?

    Son: Nahi ji

    Little later again asked: Hun?
    Son (annoyed): Oh nahi bapoo ji

    Sardar: Lagda a menu lay k e doobey ga43 - Class of a DESI teacher:D 43 - Class of a DESI teacher:D 43 - Class of a DESI teacher:D

    namilakerudaslogose - Class of a DESI teacher:D

    There is no good or evil,there is only power and those


    too weak to seek it!!


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    Default Re: Class of a DESI teacher:D

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    namilakerudaslogose - Class of a DESI teacher:D

    There is no good or evil,there is only power and those


    too weak to seek it!!


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    Default Re: Class of a DESI teacher:D

    ye desi teacher Meera thi kia ?

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    Default Re: Class of a DESI teacher:D

    Meera hoti to teacher banti kia


    Wesy Meera k to koi hal hi nahi
    namilakerudaslogose - Class of a DESI teacher:D

    There is no good or evil,there is only power and those


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    Default Re: Class of a DESI teacher:D

    2
    me se to achi he english hai


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    Default Re: Class of a DESI teacher:D

    Wonderful One liner peculiar
    funny english jokes. I heartily
    thank you. Please share more and more.
    I too presented long back. It seems u
    hav nice collection.
    "Teacher to boys, keep silent
    Principal has just passed away"
    It is wid me too. I will present shortly.
    Thanks.

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    Default Re: Class of a DESI teacher:D

    صرف آواز نہیں ، لفظ بھی مقفل ہیں مرے

    سوچ میں ہوں کہ اب تجھ کو پکاروں کیسے

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